I ran over Elmo because I hate myself
I will get around to explaining the cracktitude of that subject line, yes, in a minute. But first, I squee about my day. Because it was good. I had a nice relaxing bath, I went over to help albireo and miishal move (which almost gave me heatstroke, but the last walk back to billietallent's was actually nice, because this huge wind pcked up out of nowhere. janus14 picked me up and I went to see Dead Man's Chest - that gets a (SPOILERY!) post to itself, later - with zsofica, a freind of hers name eludes me for the moemnt, dofunkychickens, and christianmystic who went in costume, reusing his Captain Reis costume from last Halloween. (I had a dream last night that it was halloween, and halfway through the dream I realized I hadn't even started to get my Stark contume together and wondered where the hell the time went: a few hours ago it seemed like July. Interpret that as you will.) We all went for coffee after the movie, I had an iced Cap (though judging by the headache I had later they "enhance" those - I'd forgotten) and shared Zsofi's Timbits - which means today I've eaten a grand total of a donut at 3pm, a hotdog at 8 pm, and ten Timbits at 11pm. UmmmHmmm. Well, I got a fair bit of excersize, anyway...
Anyway, when I got back home, I got some of the best news of all today - THE LATEST CONVERSATIONS WITH SMITH CHAPTER IS UP!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *fangirl flail* Today was the day of fangirl flailing, really. It's what I do. (Oh, and yesterday/earlier today I got caught up with all of Doctor Who - just have confidentials to see now. Watched Idiot's Lantern, Impossible Planet and Satan Pit all together - which were not anywhere near as bad as I'd expected from hearing people bitching about them. In fact, IP/SP was one of the better two-parters I've seen from the new seasons. Some very awesome stuff in it. Felt like a classic sci-f movie thriller, blended with a Dr Who episode. Lovely. And as for IL, can we please have that kid, what was his name, Tommy? as a companion? NOW, please?
That's all the "Real content" you're getting today, folks - the rest is meming. Feel free to skip.
Figure out your sentence, put it as the subject in your entry/comment and then tag 5 people! (if you like)
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a llama
2-------a monster
3-------elmo
4-------Mr. Rogers
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my hand
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18------- your hand
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28------- a monkey
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a birdbath
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself
I tag... well, anybody who wants to do it, really.
Rules: Bold all of the following TV shows of which you've ever seen three or more episodes in your lifetime. Bold and Italicise a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it. Liza's addendum: strikeout any show you're proud you've seen less than three episodes of. If you want, add up to three additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order), but you must delete one show for each one that you add.i
24
4400, The
7th Heaven
A-Team, The
Addams Family, The
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
Alien Nation
Amazing Race, The
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc
Andy Griffith Show, The
Angel
Arrested Development
Avengers, The
Babylon 5: Crusade
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Battlestar Galactica (2003) - only because of Cal, I must say.
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hillbillies, The
Beverly Hills 90210
Blake’s 7
Bonanza
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch, The
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Carnivale
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Cosby Show, The
Coupling (UK)
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Daily Show, The
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
Dead Zone, The
Deadwood
Degrassi Junior High
Degrassi High (...dude, I'm Canadian.)
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Dick Van Dyke Show, The
Diff'rent Strokes
Doctor Who - ....excluding those torched by the BBC, of course. But yes. Name it, I've seen it.
Dragnet
Due South
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Flintstones, The
Frasier
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The
Friends - take that, popular culture! :P
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Golden Girls, The
Gomer Pyle, US MC
Grey's Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Highlander
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
Honeymooners, The
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invasion
Hell's Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Jeffersons, The
Jetsons, The
Joey
Kim Possible
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
L Word, The
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
Love Boat, The
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Magnificent Seven, The
Malcolm in the Middle
Married ... With Children - god, I wish I could strike this. Damn my Brother having control of the TV.
Mary Tyler Moore Show, The
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible - both of them. And yes, I do have a contract out on Tom Cruise's life, why do you ask?
Mod Squad
Monk
Monkees, The
Mork & Mindy
Munsters, The
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog - Cal Rennie! Being nice! SQUEEEEE!
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters
NCIS
Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
OC, The
Office, The (UK)
Office, The (US)
One Tree Hill
Outer Limits, The (1963) - All Hail Joseph Stefano! A sadly underrated masterpeice
Outer Limits, The (1995) - "So, if Carlito's dead..." The best episodes of this are the ones they remade from the original - sad, but true.
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers - I'm probably going to breakdown and see the movie eventually, though... well, the five minutes of it that Paul's in.
Pretender, The
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
Real World, The
ReGenesis
Remington Steele - When Brosnan got cast as Bond, I squee'd. Loudly
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Saved by the Bell
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Shield, The
Simpsons, The
Six Feet Under
Six Million Dollar Man, The
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
Sopranos, The
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Square Pegs
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1 - no, thank you, I don't need anybody to "fix" this. Unless you're gonna just show me the Rodney McKay and John DeLancie episodes. Then go ahead.
Starsky & Hutch
Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The
The Adventures of Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans - if it were possible to strike something out multiple times, I would. I get nausious when I see stills from this... thing. They chibi'd my beloved Kory! Someone must DIE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
Third Watch
Three's Company
Top Gear
Twin Peaks
Twilight Zone, The (1951)
Twilight Zone, The (1985) - Pretty much worth it just for Andrew Robinson as JFK, let alone John DeLancie as the Devil. (Uhm, not in the same episode.)
Twilight Zone, The (2002)
Twitch City - "Bye, Bye, Mon Cowboy..."
Unfabulous
Veronica Mars
Waltons, The
West Wing, The
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Will and Grace
Wings
Wonder Years, The
X-Files, The
Xena, Warrior Princess
I'm going to forstal the inevitable (and irritating as all fuck, by the way) exclamations of "you've never seen [fandom sacred cow]!!???" with the gentle reminder that I DO NOT RECIEVE ANY TV SIGNALS ON MY TV! I CANNOT AFFORD CABLE! THE NUMBER OF STATIONS YOU CAN GET EVEN WITH AN ANTENNA IN CANADA IS LAUGHABLE, AND MY TV DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE! If I want to watch a TV programme, it has to be good enough for me to track it down on DVD/download it. And I can geneally only afford DVD rentals once a month or so. This has been the case for the entirety of this decade. Now reread that list with that firmly in mind. Thank you.
Childhood meme:
1. Post a silly / interesting / cracktastic thought you had as a kid about how the world worked.
True story, I only wish it wasn't: in second grade, havng seen a picture of the male reproductive organs, a freind of mine wondered out loud wondered what on earth the balls could be for, whereapon I informed her, with unshakeable confidence and ultimate authority, that that's where they keep the pee - boys peeing more than girls, you see. She was very impressed by my superior knowledge.
2. Name the most beloved childhood item that is still with you today.
Books, of course. Most specifically the Princess Elizabeth Gift Book, created to raise money for a Children's Hospital in London in 1935, and is in fact older than my mother - she inherited it from her older sister. Quite a few other books - I managed to hang on to most of them. Precious little aside from that - only two blankets; all my toys did not survive my Stepmother's Sensibilities. Grrr.
3. Beyond childhood--who were you in a past life (whether you believe in it or not)? Let your flist decide.
*snerk* This could be interesting....
Today was one of the good days, people.
-John Crichton, Through The Looking Glass
Anyway, when I got back home, I got some of the best news of all today - THE LATEST CONVERSATIONS WITH SMITH CHAPTER IS UP!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *fangirl flail* Today was the day of fangirl flailing, really. It's what I do. (Oh, and yesterday/earlier today I got caught up with all of Doctor Who - just have confidentials to see now. Watched Idiot's Lantern, Impossible Planet and Satan Pit all together - which were not anywhere near as bad as I'd expected from hearing people bitching about them. In fact, IP/SP was one of the better two-parters I've seen from the new seasons. Some very awesome stuff in it. Felt like a classic sci-f movie thriller, blended with a Dr Who episode. Lovely. And as for IL, can we please have that kid, what was his name, Tommy? as a companion? NOW, please?
That's all the "Real content" you're getting today, folks - the rest is meming. Feel free to skip.
Figure out your sentence, put it as the subject in your entry/comment and then tag 5 people! (if you like)
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a llama
2-------a monster
3-------elmo
4-------Mr. Rogers
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my hand
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18------- your hand
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28------- a monkey
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a birdbath
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself
I tag... well, anybody who wants to do it, really.
Rules: Bold all of the following TV shows of which you've ever seen three or more episodes in your lifetime. Bold and Italicise a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it. Liza's addendum: strikeout any show you're proud you've seen less than three episodes of. If you want, add up to three additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order), but you must delete one show for each one that you add.i
24
4400, The
7th Heaven
A-Team, The
Addams Family, The
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
Alien Nation
Amazing Race, The
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc
Andy Griffith Show, The
Angel
Arrested Development
Avengers, The
Babylon 5: Crusade
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Battlestar Galactica (2003) - only because of Cal, I must say.
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hillbillies, The
Beverly Hills 90210
Blake’s 7
Bonanza
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch, The
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Carnivale
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Cosby Show, The
Coupling (UK)
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Daily Show, The
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
Dead Zone, The
Deadwood
Degrassi Junior High
Degrassi High (...dude, I'm Canadian.)
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Dick Van Dyke Show, The
Diff'rent Strokes
Doctor Who - ....excluding those torched by the BBC, of course. But yes. Name it, I've seen it.
Dragnet
Due South
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Flintstones, The
Frasier
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The
Friends - take that, popular culture! :P
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Golden Girls, The
Gomer Pyle, US MC
Grey's Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Highlander
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
Honeymooners, The
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invasion
Hell's Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Jeffersons, The
Jetsons, The
Joey
Kim Possible
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
L Word, The
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
Love Boat, The
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Magnificent Seven, The
Malcolm in the Middle
Married ... With Children - god, I wish I could strike this. Damn my Brother having control of the TV.
Mary Tyler Moore Show, The
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible - both of them. And yes, I do have a contract out on Tom Cruise's life, why do you ask?
Mod Squad
Monk
Monkees, The
Mork & Mindy
Munsters, The
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog - Cal Rennie! Being nice! SQUEEEEE!
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters
NCIS
Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
OC, The
Office, The (UK)
Office, The (US)
One Tree Hill
Outer Limits, The (1963) - All Hail Joseph Stefano! A sadly underrated masterpeice
Outer Limits, The (1995) - "So, if Carlito's dead..." The best episodes of this are the ones they remade from the original - sad, but true.
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers - I'm probably going to breakdown and see the movie eventually, though... well, the five minutes of it that Paul's in.
Pretender, The
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
Real World, The
ReGenesis
Remington Steele - When Brosnan got cast as Bond, I squee'd. Loudly
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Saved by the Bell
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Shield, The
Simpsons, The
Six Feet Under
Six Million Dollar Man, The
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
Sopranos, The
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Square Pegs
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1 - no, thank you, I don't need anybody to "fix" this. Unless you're gonna just show me the Rodney McKay and John DeLancie episodes. Then go ahead.
Starsky & Hutch
Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The
The Adventures of Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans - if it were possible to strike something out multiple times, I would. I get nausious when I see stills from this... thing. They chibi'd my beloved Kory! Someone must DIE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
Third Watch
Three's Company
Top Gear
Twin Peaks
Twilight Zone, The (1951)
Twilight Zone, The (1985) - Pretty much worth it just for Andrew Robinson as JFK, let alone John DeLancie as the Devil. (Uhm, not in the same episode.)
Twilight Zone, The (2002)
Twitch City - "Bye, Bye, Mon Cowboy..."
Unfabulous
Veronica Mars
Waltons, The
West Wing, The
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Will and Grace
Wings
Wonder Years, The
X-Files, The
Xena, Warrior Princess
I'm going to forstal the inevitable (and irritating as all fuck, by the way) exclamations of "you've never seen [fandom sacred cow]!!???" with the gentle reminder that I DO NOT RECIEVE ANY TV SIGNALS ON MY TV! I CANNOT AFFORD CABLE! THE NUMBER OF STATIONS YOU CAN GET EVEN WITH AN ANTENNA IN CANADA IS LAUGHABLE, AND MY TV DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE! If I want to watch a TV programme, it has to be good enough for me to track it down on DVD/download it. And I can geneally only afford DVD rentals once a month or so. This has been the case for the entirety of this decade. Now reread that list with that firmly in mind. Thank you.
Childhood meme:
1. Post a silly / interesting / cracktastic thought you had as a kid about how the world worked.
True story, I only wish it wasn't: in second grade, havng seen a picture of the male reproductive organs, a freind of mine wondered out loud wondered what on earth the balls could be for, whereapon I informed her, with unshakeable confidence and ultimate authority, that that's where they keep the pee - boys peeing more than girls, you see. She was very impressed by my superior knowledge.
2. Name the most beloved childhood item that is still with you today.
Books, of course. Most specifically the Princess Elizabeth Gift Book, created to raise money for a Children's Hospital in London in 1935, and is in fact older than my mother - she inherited it from her older sister. Quite a few other books - I managed to hang on to most of them. Precious little aside from that - only two blankets; all my toys did not survive my Stepmother's Sensibilities. Grrr.
3. Beyond childhood--who were you in a past life (whether you believe in it or not)? Let your flist decide.
*snerk* This could be interesting....
Today was one of the good days, people.
-John Crichton, Through The Looking Glass