Blast from the past: Lj Haikus and Random Character Questions, AGAIN
I was going through my folders I'd just copied over wholesale onto my flash drive and there was some stuff in there lost to the mists of time I figured I'd post - apologies if it's been here before but I don't think so.
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I think this is from a time when I was extremely bored at work and came up with a solitare version of the random characters questions meme using a set bunch of questions with blank spots for the numbers which I would generate randomly - I think I generated the names randomly too, somehow.
Anyway, enjoy; they're just as cracky as anything you guys ever came up with.
1 Daniel Jackson (SG1)
2 Tim Baron (Holy Smoke)
3 Kathryn Janeway (VOY)
4 Marion Barber (Pris)
5 Peter Pevensie (Narnia)
6 Donna Noble (Dr Who)
7 Presedent Rosyln (BSG)
8 Iris Allen (DCU)
9 Liz Shaw (Doctor Who)
0 Mina Harker (LXG)
Could 2/3 ever happen? Would you write it?
Uh... well, considering Tim is openly gay and hapilly living with his boyfriend - I don't think it could ever happen. I might take a crack at writing it, though - just for "french bedroom farce"'s sake. I love both those characters dearly.
Does 0 read trashy romance novels?
I think she used to read torrid victorian romances - until she swore them off after she starred in one. That sort of thing loses its appeal in the harsh light of reality.
What’s 5’s favorite song?
The Lion Sleeps Tonight Anachronistic AND smart-assed! Uh... honestly, probably "Onward Christian Soldiers" And I'm only kidding a *little*.
What would 2 do if he caught 9 sleeping with 9?
Say "uhm, sorry, excuse me," and close the door and leave. And probably forget about it. Not his cup of tea.
7 and 1 on a double date with 9 and 0 - what happens?
Digressing for a moment to mention that Daniel/Roslyn is actually a kind of fascinating dynamic - I think that after Mina's dismay that "Dr Shaw" is a woman and Liz's total disgust at the incompetance of the dating service, they'd try to make the best of the evening and end up having a very fascinating discussion the four of them covering a wide variety of topics.
If you had to choose between saving 3, 8, 6, or 9 - who would it be?
...you're seriously NOT making me choose between Donna and Kathryn. DAMMIT!! Iris wil have Barry save her, of course, and Liz, I'm sorry, you're cool, but... Donna and Kathryn!! ARGH!! Uh... *sigh* Much as I love Kathryn, I don't know if I've ever loved a female character as much as I love Donna. Sorry, Captain. Q will save you.
What song would you use to make a 2/1 video?
O_o Uhm... XD Walk Like an Egyptian!!
If 5 asked 4 about her true feelings for 5, would he lie? Why or why not?
Marion is about as capable of lying to spare people's feelings as she is of flying, or walking across the surface of the sun. So no, she's tell him up front she always thgouht he was a right overbearing prat in a bunch of bullshit they made her read in school and she's never touched since.
4, 7, 1, and 9 start a band - what are they called, what do they play, and who plays what instrument?
Marion's the manager - she's got experience at this sort of thing.
President Roslyn - uh, plays the piano? I don't know, I don't know her cannon worth a damn. No, Liz is playing the Piano, so she sings. She's got a nice voice, I do know that.
Daniel Jackson plays some wierd Abydosian flute, or Aincient harmonica, or something.
Liz Shaw took piano lessons as a girl, and can make do, but really doesn't go in for this nonsense.
They're called The Secret History of Planet Earth, and they play new-agey inspired worldbeat stuff that my stepmum loves and puts me to sleep.
How do you feel about 1? Why?
I liked him better before he ascended. I liked him best in the movie, and when he was searching for his wife - after that he just falls flat for me.
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1 Dr Rodney McKay (SGA)
2 Cpt Jack Sparrow (POTC)
3 Susan Foreman (CDW)
4 Donna Noble (NDW)
5 Cmdr John Crichton (FS)
6 Lt Aiden Ford (SGA)
7 Col John Shepard (SGA)
8 Dr Elizabeth Weir (SGA)
9 Dr Alison Cameron (House)
0 Gen Jack O'Neill (SG1)
Could 9/0 ever happen? Would you write it?
Possibly - she has terribly self-distructive taste in men, and NO, NOT IN A MILLION GODDAMNED YEARS.
Does 5 read trashy romance novels?
LOL! ...well if he found a book from earth I bet he'd devour it no matter what it was, but did he read them before he left? Hmm... I think maybe. His mom had a huge stash of them down in the basement or something, and when he was really bored he'd sneak a few - plus some of those can be really dirty and you know what 14 yr olds are like....
What’s 8’s favorite song?
...you know, I think they actually covered this in an episode and I can't remember! Arg!! Well, just for the hell of it, I'm going to say "Total Ecclipse of the Heart" because it's from the right era and it just feels like it fits. That or One Tin Soldier - because that's v. v. Liz.
How would 2's business card read?
S. Foreman, Precocious Teenager. Either that or some ornate circular doodling - which was the same thing in Gallifreyan.
What would 2 do if he caught 6 sleeping with 7?
Ask if he could join them, probably - I wouldn't be surprised if this fic exsists somewhere, SGA fandom being what it is.
6 and 5 on a double date with 0 and 1 - what happens?
Well, there's excessive amount of "Hey, aren't you...?" jokes not to mention copius amounts of "don't ask, don't tell, and nobody gets fired from the SGC".
You know, I wouldn't put money on this fic not exsisting somewhere either.
If you had to choose between saving 3, 2, 1, or 0 - who would it be?
If Jack Sparrow hasn't drowned by now he's not capable of it - he and Davy Jones do have an understanding, after all - and to hell with O'Niell, SRSLY, so that laves Susan and Rodney. Much as it pains me, Susan can just regenerate so I'd save Rodney, as he's very pathetic when he's drowning.
What song would you use to make a 2/0 video?
"Hit the road, Jack" of course. XD
If 4 asked 7 about her true feelings for 5, would he lie? Why or why not?
If Donna asked Shephard about his true feelings for Crichton... hm.
I think he'd tell the truth, and say he was a little weird, but an okay guy, all things considered - and tell a lie of omission by not mentioning he'd noticed his hot ass, which unbeknownst to Shep was actually what Donna was referring to.
3, 8, 4, and 9 start a band - what are they called, what do they play, and who plays what instrument?
Susan plays either some wierd Gallifryan thing they make them all learn in school which to us looks very exotic and etherial but bores her to tears, or the clarinet.
Elizabeth plays piano, and very well.
Donna Noble sings - god help us.
Cameron plays guitar, and she's pretty bad, but with lots of practice she gets better.
They call themselves 'Clever Girls' and they probably do retro GoGo music a la Belle and Sebastian.
How do you feel about 7? Why?
John Shepard - I'm torn, really. On the one hand he's very much Jack O'Neill junior, except what irritates me in Jack just makes me go "aw, bless" in Shep. Mostly I wonder what the appeal is - not cause I hate him but because he's kind of boring, sorry. Though TBF they've apparently done some exploration in S4 and S5 of his backstory I havn't seen yet and I think he might interest me more. I am also utterly hopelessly convinced that he's very very very gay, and so far in the closet he's in Narnia - and has a hopeless crush on Rodney, who in my mind is very not gay. Yeah. I'm sick.
"Carrots. Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots"
-Milo Thatch, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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I think this is from a time when I was extremely bored at work and came up with a solitare version of the random characters questions meme using a set bunch of questions with blank spots for the numbers which I would generate randomly - I think I generated the names randomly too, somehow.
Anyway, enjoy; they're just as cracky as anything you guys ever came up with.
1 Daniel Jackson (SG1)
2 Tim Baron (Holy Smoke)
3 Kathryn Janeway (VOY)
4 Marion Barber (Pris)
5 Peter Pevensie (Narnia)
6 Donna Noble (Dr Who)
7 Presedent Rosyln (BSG)
8 Iris Allen (DCU)
9 Liz Shaw (Doctor Who)
0 Mina Harker (LXG)
Could 2/3 ever happen? Would you write it?
Uh... well, considering Tim is openly gay and hapilly living with his boyfriend - I don't think it could ever happen. I might take a crack at writing it, though - just for "french bedroom farce"'s sake. I love both those characters dearly.
Does 0 read trashy romance novels?
I think she used to read torrid victorian romances - until she swore them off after she starred in one. That sort of thing loses its appeal in the harsh light of reality.
What’s 5’s favorite song?
The Lion Sleeps Tonight Anachronistic AND smart-assed! Uh... honestly, probably "Onward Christian Soldiers" And I'm only kidding a *little*.
What would 2 do if he caught 9 sleeping with 9?
Say "uhm, sorry, excuse me," and close the door and leave. And probably forget about it. Not his cup of tea.
7 and 1 on a double date with 9 and 0 - what happens?
Digressing for a moment to mention that Daniel/Roslyn is actually a kind of fascinating dynamic - I think that after Mina's dismay that "Dr Shaw" is a woman and Liz's total disgust at the incompetance of the dating service, they'd try to make the best of the evening and end up having a very fascinating discussion the four of them covering a wide variety of topics.
If you had to choose between saving 3, 8, 6, or 9 - who would it be?
...you're seriously NOT making me choose between Donna and Kathryn. DAMMIT!! Iris wil have Barry save her, of course, and Liz, I'm sorry, you're cool, but... Donna and Kathryn!! ARGH!! Uh... *sigh* Much as I love Kathryn, I don't know if I've ever loved a female character as much as I love Donna. Sorry, Captain. Q will save you.
What song would you use to make a 2/1 video?
O_o Uhm... XD Walk Like an Egyptian!!
If 5 asked 4 about her true feelings for 5, would he lie? Why or why not?
Marion is about as capable of lying to spare people's feelings as she is of flying, or walking across the surface of the sun. So no, she's tell him up front she always thgouht he was a right overbearing prat in a bunch of bullshit they made her read in school and she's never touched since.
4, 7, 1, and 9 start a band - what are they called, what do they play, and who plays what instrument?
Marion's the manager - she's got experience at this sort of thing.
President Roslyn - uh, plays the piano? I don't know, I don't know her cannon worth a damn. No, Liz is playing the Piano, so she sings. She's got a nice voice, I do know that.
Daniel Jackson plays some wierd Abydosian flute, or Aincient harmonica, or something.
Liz Shaw took piano lessons as a girl, and can make do, but really doesn't go in for this nonsense.
They're called The Secret History of Planet Earth, and they play new-agey inspired worldbeat stuff that my stepmum loves and puts me to sleep.
How do you feel about 1? Why?
I liked him better before he ascended. I liked him best in the movie, and when he was searching for his wife - after that he just falls flat for me.
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1 Dr Rodney McKay (SGA)
2 Cpt Jack Sparrow (POTC)
3 Susan Foreman (CDW)
4 Donna Noble (NDW)
5 Cmdr John Crichton (FS)
6 Lt Aiden Ford (SGA)
7 Col John Shepard (SGA)
8 Dr Elizabeth Weir (SGA)
9 Dr Alison Cameron (House)
0 Gen Jack O'Neill (SG1)
Could 9/0 ever happen? Would you write it?
Possibly - she has terribly self-distructive taste in men, and NO, NOT IN A MILLION GODDAMNED YEARS.
Does 5 read trashy romance novels?
LOL! ...well if he found a book from earth I bet he'd devour it no matter what it was, but did he read them before he left? Hmm... I think maybe. His mom had a huge stash of them down in the basement or something, and when he was really bored he'd sneak a few - plus some of those can be really dirty and you know what 14 yr olds are like....
What’s 8’s favorite song?
...you know, I think they actually covered this in an episode and I can't remember! Arg!! Well, just for the hell of it, I'm going to say "Total Ecclipse of the Heart" because it's from the right era and it just feels like it fits. That or One Tin Soldier - because that's v. v. Liz.
How would 2's business card read?
S. Foreman, Precocious Teenager. Either that or some ornate circular doodling - which was the same thing in Gallifreyan.
What would 2 do if he caught 6 sleeping with 7?
Ask if he could join them, probably - I wouldn't be surprised if this fic exsists somewhere, SGA fandom being what it is.
6 and 5 on a double date with 0 and 1 - what happens?
Well, there's excessive amount of "Hey, aren't you...?" jokes not to mention copius amounts of "don't ask, don't tell, and nobody gets fired from the SGC".
You know, I wouldn't put money on this fic not exsisting somewhere either.
If you had to choose between saving 3, 2, 1, or 0 - who would it be?
If Jack Sparrow hasn't drowned by now he's not capable of it - he and Davy Jones do have an understanding, after all - and to hell with O'Niell, SRSLY, so that laves Susan and Rodney. Much as it pains me, Susan can just regenerate so I'd save Rodney, as he's very pathetic when he's drowning.
What song would you use to make a 2/0 video?
"Hit the road, Jack" of course. XD
If 4 asked 7 about her true feelings for 5, would he lie? Why or why not?
If Donna asked Shephard about his true feelings for Crichton... hm.
I think he'd tell the truth, and say he was a little weird, but an okay guy, all things considered - and tell a lie of omission by not mentioning he'd noticed his hot ass, which unbeknownst to Shep was actually what Donna was referring to.
3, 8, 4, and 9 start a band - what are they called, what do they play, and who plays what instrument?
Susan plays either some wierd Gallifryan thing they make them all learn in school which to us looks very exotic and etherial but bores her to tears, or the clarinet.
Elizabeth plays piano, and very well.
Donna Noble sings - god help us.
Cameron plays guitar, and she's pretty bad, but with lots of practice she gets better.
They call themselves 'Clever Girls' and they probably do retro GoGo music a la Belle and Sebastian.
How do you feel about 7? Why?
John Shepard - I'm torn, really. On the one hand he's very much Jack O'Neill junior, except what irritates me in Jack just makes me go "aw, bless" in Shep. Mostly I wonder what the appeal is - not cause I hate him but because he's kind of boring, sorry. Though TBF they've apparently done some exploration in S4 and S5 of his backstory I havn't seen yet and I think he might interest me more. I am also utterly hopelessly convinced that he's very very very gay, and so far in the closet he's in Narnia - and has a hopeless crush on Rodney, who in my mind is very not gay. Yeah. I'm sick.
"Carrots. Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots"
-Milo Thatch, Atlantis: The Lost Empire