Fic rec: Harry Potter and the 4,149-page breakup (HP, PG, AU, slash, HP/SS, HP/TR, TR/DM(implied)
Harry Potter and the 4,149-page breakup by VAC
Okay, so this is slash, of course, but nothing worse than a kiss.
And so well, well, worth reading!
This is one of the funniest stories I've ever read and soooo well researched. When I get home, I'll go and check every little reference ;-) BE sure not to be around co-workers or non-suspecting family members, while reading. DO NOT eat or drink!
So, you know those stories where dear Mrs Rowling didn't write the books but it was just a pseudonym for soemone from the wizarding world?
You've seen nothing yet...
So, Harry has been in a relationship for four years and when they break up he needs something to get over that guy. And Harry does what lot of us do: He writes fiction. And he's really mean to poor Tom making him the bad guy wanting to take over the world. But then Tom did say that, no did he?
And since Rita skeeter asked so nicely, Harry lets his revenge and break-up therapy be published in the wizarding and the muggle world. When Harry Potter and the Philosoper's stone hits the shelfs Professor Snape is not amused...