you're freezing cold and pale white. say it. out loud. ICE CREAM CAKE!
WHOO. Crazy week!
First we had an almost-tornado (and for you people who might live in the Midwest and be like, W-EVER WE GET TORNADOS EVERY SECOND SUNDAY, BITCH-- I live in Washington, D.C. We don't have tornadoes). I looked out the window and the sky was green and there was no rain but I watched a tree fall over on the next block and the power went out immediately. It was scary! I was like RUN TO THE BASEMENT, DAD! And my dad was like, chill out, it's a thunderstorm.
But the wind knocked over a tree at my friend's house that managed to land on TWO of her cars. While she was INSIDE THEM trying to close the windows. Miraculously, she was fine, but her cars are totaled. So we lost power for two days and all the food in our fridge died a sad, uneaten death.
But last night I went with some friends to the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse and watched Twilight while these two very funny guys did a Mystery Science Theater thing. It was actually HILARIOUS. We are now all TEAM LORAX.
And I'm not sure how many times I've watched this video. And I don't even really listen to Hanson! Though I probably should.
THREE DAYS TILL CAPE COD! OH THE LOBSTER ROLLS I WILL EAT!
First we had an almost-tornado (and for you people who might live in the Midwest and be like, W-EVER WE GET TORNADOS EVERY SECOND SUNDAY, BITCH-- I live in Washington, D.C. We don't have tornadoes). I looked out the window and the sky was green and there was no rain but I watched a tree fall over on the next block and the power went out immediately. It was scary! I was like RUN TO THE BASEMENT, DAD! And my dad was like, chill out, it's a thunderstorm.
But the wind knocked over a tree at my friend's house that managed to land on TWO of her cars. While she was INSIDE THEM trying to close the windows. Miraculously, she was fine, but her cars are totaled. So we lost power for two days and all the food in our fridge died a sad, uneaten death.
But last night I went with some friends to the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse and watched Twilight while these two very funny guys did a Mystery Science Theater thing. It was actually HILARIOUS. We are now all TEAM LORAX.
And I'm not sure how many times I've watched this video. And I don't even really listen to Hanson! Though I probably should.
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