Chicken mover extraordinare...
I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.
Moved the chickens about today. Was shit and cold. ARGH. Does anyone want a chicken? Cause we're going to have to kill some of the cockerels. Bollocks. We have about 12 and there fighting like mad. Any takers? And when I say 'want a chicken' I mean want a dead one? LOL! I know that sounds sick but whats the point in there little lives unless we're going to eat them? Ok... well I guess if you want you can have one alive. But they stink and are noisy.
I'm bored and feel like spraffing a pile of shit but I'm not going to 'cause people are already sick of reading about whats going on in my head. So I'm doing a
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF…
1. BRITNEY SPEARS: You can take to girl outa the trailor park, but you can't take the trailor park outa the girl.
2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Whore. But still... trying to do the 'Drrrrty' dance when your drunk is muchos fun!
3. TONY BLAIR: Bit of a twat.
4. MARILYN MANSON: He actually seems like a really intelligent guy that no one wants to listen to. Which is a shame.
5. THE QUEEN: Old and wrinkly.
6. CONDOMS: What about them?
7. BOY BANDS: What a wee shame.
8. SUICIDE: Selfish.
9. SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE: Nothing wrong with it. Silly Christians.
10. MAKE-UP: I don't really wear all that much makeup.
11. SMOKING: Yucky.
12. DRUGS: Whatever floats your boat I guess.
13. ANIMALS: 'Are for eating not for loving' LOL! Rachie is a cold hearted bitch. Erm, I like animals.
14. TOWNIES: I want to have one to keep as a pet. :D
15. WAR: Sometimes it's needed. Other times it's just a waste of lives.
16. GOD: Exists inside peoples heads. They really should get mental help. :/
17. DEVIL: Same as above.
18. THE SIMPSONS: I dont really watch the Simpsons anymore.
19. BIG BROTHER: I <3 reality TV! LOL!
20. MUSIC: Passes the time well.
HAVE YOU EVER…
21. TOOK DRUGS: Yesh.
22. HAD SEX: Yes.
23. STABBED A FRIEND IN THE BACK: Mmhmm.
24. HAD A FRIEND STAB YOU IN THE BACK: Erm, mmhmm.
25. LAUGHED SO HARD TO THE POINT YOU WET YOURSELF: Almost, but never quite that far!
26. WANTED TO DIE: Sometimes.
27. BEEN VERY DEPRESSED: Yes.
28. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Yes.
29. LAUGHED SO MUCH TILL THE POINT YOU CRIED: Oh yes! Thats the best kind of laughter.
30. GONE TO CHURCH: When mother thought it was needed to drag me along kicking and screaming at Xmas.
31. CHEATED ON A TEST: Yes.
32. CLIMBED UP A TREE: ARGH! Yes. A big fucking tree. At sixth year weekend. Never. Again.
33. BEEN TO A HOUSE PARTY: Yes.
34. PASSED OUT: Nope.
35. FELL ASLEEP IN A LESSON: LOL! All the time.
36. ATTACKED A FRIEND: I've slapped a friend once. :/
37. WENT SKINNY DIPPING: Nope.
38. STAYED UP ALL NIGHT: Yes.
39. BEEN BEATEN UP: No.
40. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: All the time.
RANDOM QUESTIONS…
41. LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU SMILE: Rachie.
42. HOW MANY PEOPLE FANCY YOU: One. To the best of my knowledge.
43. HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU FANCY: Two.
44. MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN REAL LIFE: Alex Salmond. SNP leader persony. I've been to his house :D.
45. LAST TIME YOU CRIED: Erm, two days ago.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: I don't really give a shit aslong as I have a nice place to live. Well... a journalist would be nice. Or a costume designer.
47. HOW MANY BROTHERS/ SISTERS YOU HAVE: One brother.
48. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE: Erm, 5 that I would call close friends and about 20 that are just friends.
49. DO YOU WANT TO GROW UP: Erm, yes, it would be nice...
50. BEST HOILDAY YOU’VE BEEN ON: Montana, Arizona, Florida. Was fucking class! I <3 Florida.
51. WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU INTO: Anything really, not dance shite though.
52. BEST DATE YOU’VE BEEN ON: ERRRRMMMM... I don't think I've ever been on a date. Oh, I went to the cinema with Neil once. Wasn't that good though.
53. LAST TIME YOU HAD YOUR HAIR CUT: Oh dear, a while ago now.
54. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT: Theatre ticket.
55. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE: In general? Erm... People are okies most of the time. Until they over react to silly things like me saying i.e 'you look a state today' when I'm only jesting. Silly people.
56. ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU: I think everyone knows everything. And if anyone ever wanted to know anything all they would have to do is ask. I don't mind being questioned.
57. DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE: Yes. But I dance badly.
58. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN: Fuck, about 9 pairs.
59. DONE MORE THEN KISSING: Yes.
60. HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD: Oh dear. Well Adam, and then there were the people who I sorta went out with for one/two days before I though 'what the hell am I doing!!!!!'
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.
Moved the chickens about today. Was shit and cold. ARGH. Does anyone want a chicken? Cause we're going to have to kill some of the cockerels. Bollocks. We have about 12 and there fighting like mad. Any takers? And when I say 'want a chicken' I mean want a dead one? LOL! I know that sounds sick but whats the point in there little lives unless we're going to eat them? Ok... well I guess if you want you can have one alive. But they stink and are noisy.
I'm bored and feel like spraffing a pile of shit but I'm not going to 'cause people are already sick of reading about whats going on in my head. So I'm doing a
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF…
1. BRITNEY SPEARS: You can take to girl outa the trailor park, but you can't take the trailor park outa the girl.
2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Whore. But still... trying to do the 'Drrrrty' dance when your drunk is muchos fun!
3. TONY BLAIR: Bit of a twat.
4. MARILYN MANSON: He actually seems like a really intelligent guy that no one wants to listen to. Which is a shame.
5. THE QUEEN: Old and wrinkly.
6. CONDOMS: What about them?
7. BOY BANDS: What a wee shame.
8. SUICIDE: Selfish.
9. SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE: Nothing wrong with it. Silly Christians.
10. MAKE-UP: I don't really wear all that much makeup.
11. SMOKING: Yucky.
12. DRUGS: Whatever floats your boat I guess.
13. ANIMALS: 'Are for eating not for loving' LOL! Rachie is a cold hearted bitch. Erm, I like animals.
14. TOWNIES: I want to have one to keep as a pet. :D
15. WAR: Sometimes it's needed. Other times it's just a waste of lives.
16. GOD: Exists inside peoples heads. They really should get mental help. :/
17. DEVIL: Same as above.
18. THE SIMPSONS: I dont really watch the Simpsons anymore.
19. BIG BROTHER: I <3 reality TV! LOL!
20. MUSIC: Passes the time well.
HAVE YOU EVER…
21. TOOK DRUGS: Yesh.
22. HAD SEX: Yes.
23. STABBED A FRIEND IN THE BACK: Mmhmm.
24. HAD A FRIEND STAB YOU IN THE BACK: Erm, mmhmm.
25. LAUGHED SO HARD TO THE POINT YOU WET YOURSELF: Almost, but never quite that far!
26. WANTED TO DIE: Sometimes.
27. BEEN VERY DEPRESSED: Yes.
28. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Yes.
29. LAUGHED SO MUCH TILL THE POINT YOU CRIED: Oh yes! Thats the best kind of laughter.
30. GONE TO CHURCH: When mother thought it was needed to drag me along kicking and screaming at Xmas.
31. CHEATED ON A TEST: Yes.
32. CLIMBED UP A TREE: ARGH! Yes. A big fucking tree. At sixth year weekend. Never. Again.
33. BEEN TO A HOUSE PARTY: Yes.
34. PASSED OUT: Nope.
35. FELL ASLEEP IN A LESSON: LOL! All the time.
36. ATTACKED A FRIEND: I've slapped a friend once. :/
37. WENT SKINNY DIPPING: Nope.
38. STAYED UP ALL NIGHT: Yes.
39. BEEN BEATEN UP: No.
40. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: All the time.
RANDOM QUESTIONS…
41. LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU SMILE: Rachie.
42. HOW MANY PEOPLE FANCY YOU: One. To the best of my knowledge.
43. HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU FANCY: Two.
44. MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN REAL LIFE: Alex Salmond. SNP leader persony. I've been to his house :D.
45. LAST TIME YOU CRIED: Erm, two days ago.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: I don't really give a shit aslong as I have a nice place to live. Well... a journalist would be nice. Or a costume designer.
47. HOW MANY BROTHERS/ SISTERS YOU HAVE: One brother.
48. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE: Erm, 5 that I would call close friends and about 20 that are just friends.
49. DO YOU WANT TO GROW UP: Erm, yes, it would be nice...
50. BEST HOILDAY YOU’VE BEEN ON: Montana, Arizona, Florida. Was fucking class! I <3 Florida.
51. WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU INTO: Anything really, not dance shite though.
52. BEST DATE YOU’VE BEEN ON: ERRRRMMMM... I don't think I've ever been on a date. Oh, I went to the cinema with Neil once. Wasn't that good though.
53. LAST TIME YOU HAD YOUR HAIR CUT: Oh dear, a while ago now.
54. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT: Theatre ticket.
55. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE: In general? Erm... People are okies most of the time. Until they over react to silly things like me saying i.e 'you look a state today' when I'm only jesting. Silly people.
56. ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU: I think everyone knows everything. And if anyone ever wanted to know anything all they would have to do is ask. I don't mind being questioned.
57. DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE: Yes. But I dance badly.
58. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN: Fuck, about 9 pairs.
59. DONE MORE THEN KISSING: Yes.
60. HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD: Oh dear. Well Adam, and then there were the people who I sorta went out with for one/two days before I though 'what the hell am I doing!!!!!'