DEDICATED TO KARA ELIZABETH SARTWELL:
KARA!
i love you so much. i hope you have an amazing 17th year!
we have had sooooo many AWESOME times together, and i'm sure we will have MANY MANY MANY more.
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"i feel like a soccer mom"
"yeah, but you're a HOT soccer mom! if i were a single soccer dad, i would do you!...but sadly, i'm a 17 year old girl"
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Hard core punks 4-eva!
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Church whores!
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SAY THE WORDS!!!!!
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i like grapes!
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*ahem*...doing things...*ahem*
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the midget clown...NOT so sweet
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"if i were having sex, i would TOTALLY buy that" (while shopping at victoria's secret)
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singing along to take my breath away in the meijer parking lot
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body shots!!!
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agreeing to be jake's groupies...then realizing that all groupies do is have sex with the band
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"i bet it's in his pants!
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hard core punks play scrabble! (man, that was AGES ago!)
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two words...."the robot"
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"i don't even KNOW a fucking eric!"
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switching partners in the mirror room!
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the tequila cake
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dirty text messages....
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okay. there is a ridiculous amount of inside jokes here. it just might be overkill to put more.
in short.
i love you.
and happy birthday, ho.
loooooooooooooooooooooove
your one and only
lizard
i love you so much. i hope you have an amazing 17th year!
we have had sooooo many AWESOME times together, and i'm sure we will have MANY MANY MANY more.
**
"i feel like a soccer mom"
"yeah, but you're a HOT soccer mom! if i were a single soccer dad, i would do you!...but sadly, i'm a 17 year old girl"
**
**
Hard core punks 4-eva!
**
**
Church whores!
**
**
SAY THE WORDS!!!!!
**
**
i like grapes!
**
**
*ahem*...doing things...*ahem*
**
**
the midget clown...NOT so sweet
**
**
"if i were having sex, i would TOTALLY buy that" (while shopping at victoria's secret)
**
**
singing along to take my breath away in the meijer parking lot
**
**
body shots!!!
**
**
agreeing to be jake's groupies...then realizing that all groupies do is have sex with the band
**
**
"i bet it's in his pants!
**
**
hard core punks play scrabble! (man, that was AGES ago!)
**
**
two words...."the robot"
**
**
"i don't even KNOW a fucking eric!"
**
**
switching partners in the mirror room!
**
**
the tequila cake
**
**
dirty text messages....
**
okay. there is a ridiculous amount of inside jokes here. it just might be overkill to put more.
in short.
i love you.
and happy birthday, ho.
loooooooooooooooooooooove
your one and only
lizard