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British
[ x ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ x ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ x ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[ x ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ x ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ x ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It’s football…not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ x ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ x ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ x ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ x ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ x ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ x ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ x ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ x ] You are under 5’10”
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ x ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ x ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ x ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ x ] You get short tempered.
[ x ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ x ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ x ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ x ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ x ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ x ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ x ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
Total: 1
Asian
[ x ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ x ] You like rice a lot.
[ x ] You are good at math.
[ x ] You have played the piano. (Organ count?)
[ x ] You have family from Asia.
[ x ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ x ] Most people think you’re Asian.
[ x ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 8
German
[ x ] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ x ] You went to Pre-school.
Total: 2
Canadian
[ x ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ x ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ x ] You’re lazy.
[ x ] You are not cultured.
[ x ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ x ] You don’t read.
[ x ] You shop at walmart.
[ x ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 6
[ x ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ x ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ x ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[ x ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ x ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ x ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It’s football…not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ x ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ x ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ x ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ x ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ x ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ x ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ x ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ x ] You are under 5’10”
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ x ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ x ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ x ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ x ] You get short tempered.
[ x ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ x ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ x ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ x ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ x ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ x ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ x ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
Total: 1
Asian
[ x ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ x ] You like rice a lot.
[ x ] You are good at math.
[ x ] You have played the piano. (Organ count?)
[ x ] You have family from Asia.
[ x ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ x ] Most people think you’re Asian.
[ x ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 8
German
[ x ] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ x ] You went to Pre-school.
Total: 2
Canadian
[ x ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ x ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ x ] You’re lazy.
[ x ] You are not cultured.
[ x ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ x ] You don’t read.
[ x ] You shop at walmart.
[ x ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 6