stuffed up and cut off

[lixian]

I was at home (which home I can't remember) and then I either heard (or felt the vibes of) a huge bang. I ran outside and saw a head lying on the ground, severed at the neck, but the spinal cord was still attached. His body was nowhere to be seen. [My POV: LS of street with head on ground with nothing else in sight.] WTF!!?!???! I could see from where I was that his eyes were still semi-open and he was kinda gurgling on his own blood. The rest of the road was pretty clean though. Or it was night and the blood couldn't be seen. Anyway, I ran home to call the ambulance (not that they could have done anything), and then when the operator finally picked up and I had to give her my address, my mouth was stuffed full of donut twist and I couldn't pronounce "Dorset Court" properly and it took forever to communicate the information to her. [THE END] *roll credits*

Actually, I wish I could see the credits cos I want to know why I have such weird dreams. heh~