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I am absolutely NOT laughing at this : http://wiifail.com/
That vid is NOT funny! In fact I have been not giggling about it for the past hour. ...go lyao. :)
I meant to give a shout out to all you mothers out there HAPPY MOTHERS DAY. Especially for putting up with all the little shits that do things like this....
Why Daddy Didn't Come To Work....
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the emplyee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper,
"Hello"
"Is your daddy home?" He asked.
"Yes." Whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "no".
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "no".
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, he asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman!"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," said the whispering voice.
"What's going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "the search team just landed."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....
"ME!"
That is all.
No wait, I'm SO making myself one of these: http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_jar/
Done now. How was your day?
That vid is NOT funny! In fact I have been not giggling about it for the past hour. ...go lyao. :)
I meant to give a shout out to all you mothers out there HAPPY MOTHERS DAY. Especially for putting up with all the little shits that do things like this....
Why Daddy Didn't Come To Work....
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the emplyee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper,
"Hello"
"Is your daddy home?" He asked.
"Yes." Whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "no".
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "no".
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, he asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman!"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," said the whispering voice.
"What's going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "the search team just landed."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....
"ME!"
That is all.
No wait, I'm SO making myself one of these: http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_jar/
Done now. How was your day?