[not!fic] Tora/Saga, aka WAYLT, self
Because this adorably hilarious fill-in-the-blank letter meme that's bombarding my dashboard today tickled my silly bone. Not a fic, just a rambling.
Pairing: Tora/Saga
Band: Alice Nine
Note: Based on various trivia bits from Alice Nine Channel episodes and interviews. Also, obviously, based on this meme:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Dear Saga,
I... have uncomfortable feeling for you. You have nice beard-proof skin and supreme estrogen hormone from your mother side. You made me uncomfortably hopeful when you referenced my dick into your English breakfast set joke during that Alice Nine Channel episode. You should get together with me and make out someday start to learn to appreciate me better, cause it might be difficult for you to understand, but some people actually think I'm pretty cool. Mind blowing, I know. (Also, I promised to protect your twitter account with my power before, didn't I. Where's the respect, man.)
Someday I will probably drop by at your place at 3 AM, throw pebbles at your window, and drunk serenading you under Tokyo's well-fogged night sky. I'm apologizing in advance now. You + me = can't possibly be a good equation, but your mom seems to think so.
If I saw you now I’d probably challenge you to a round of Winning Eleven, go back to your place with you, and I'll most likely end up cleaning up your pad. Cause between guesting protocol and death by tetanus it's obvious which one's much more crucial on my list. I want to learn how to cook abura soba just so I could lord it over you (look how much of a tsundere you've turned me into). I would build a Christmas tree out of JD bottles just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be all kinds of painful and off-key, so I'll just let Mr. Sinatra do his magic, while politely asking for your hands to do the jig.
(I lie. Pon's the suave one, I'll just make it up to you with a bottle of Chivas, while lazing here under the sun).
We could get drunk and fall ill on aojiru juice together under the stars.
Love,
That guy who drove across Tokyo in the middle of the night,
just to drop off your shoes at your door
(P.S. Why am I the domesticated husband in this non-relationship? No, seriously.)
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Um. Insanity is still an acceptable defense, right? I need to stop being so easily distracted by the shinies and use my weekend to try to finish that Tora/Saga fic instead ORZ. But, whateva, whatevaaa, this is fun, yo XP
Pairing: Tora/Saga
Band: Alice Nine
Note: Based on various trivia bits from Alice Nine Channel episodes and interviews. Also, obviously, based on this meme:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Dear Saga,
I... have uncomfortable feeling for you. You have nice beard-proof skin and supreme estrogen hormone from your mother side. You made me uncomfortably hopeful when you referenced my dick into your English breakfast set joke during that Alice Nine Channel episode. You should get together with me and make out someday start to learn to appreciate me better, cause it might be difficult for you to understand, but some people actually think I'm pretty cool. Mind blowing, I know. (Also, I promised to protect your twitter account with my power before, didn't I. Where's the respect, man.)
Someday I will probably drop by at your place at 3 AM, throw pebbles at your window, and drunk serenading you under Tokyo's well-fogged night sky. I'm apologizing in advance now. You + me = can't possibly be a good equation, but your mom seems to think so.
If I saw you now I’d probably challenge you to a round of Winning Eleven, go back to your place with you, and I'll most likely end up cleaning up your pad. Cause between guesting protocol and death by tetanus it's obvious which one's much more crucial on my list. I want to learn how to cook abura soba just so I could lord it over you (look how much of a tsundere you've turned me into). I would build a Christmas tree out of JD bottles just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be all kinds of painful and off-key, so I'll just let Mr. Sinatra do his magic, while politely asking for your hands to do the jig.
(I lie. Pon's the suave one, I'll just make it up to you with a bottle of Chivas, while lazing here under the sun).
We could get drunk and fall ill on aojiru juice together under the stars.
Love,
That guy who drove across Tokyo in the middle of the night,
just to drop off your shoes at your door
(P.S. Why am I the domesticated husband in this non-relationship? No, seriously.)
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Um. Insanity is still an acceptable defense, right? I need to stop being so easily distracted by the shinies and use my weekend to try to finish that Tora/Saga fic instead ORZ. But, whateva, whatevaaa, this is fun, yo XP