This is what I do on Saturday nights

[livingreceiver]

Nida: some weirdo is IMing me
Me: what weirdo
Nida: cayryan24 (10:57:05 PM): hi
nidzz357 (10:57:14 PM): hello
cayryan24 (10:57:19 PM): how are you
nidzz357 (10:57:24 PM): well
nidzz357 (10:57:26 PM): who are you?
nidzz357 (10:57:29 PM): to rearrange your question
cayryan24 (10:57:38 PM): i am ryan i was wondering if i could ask you something for my work
nidzz357 (10:57:45 PM): ...
nidzz357 (10:57:50 PM): do i know you
cayryan24 (10:58:11 PM): i am ryan cohen i work at a salon
nidzz357 (10:58:17 PM): okay
nidzz357 (10:58:22 PM): how did you get my screen name
cayryan24 (10:58:45 PM): directory i think you ever been to a salon for nails or massage
nidzz357 (10:58:51 PM): nope
nidzz357 (10:58:55 PM): never
cayryan24 (10:59:11 PM): you paint your nails
nidzz357 (10:59:24 PM): actually i don't
cayryan24 (10:59:32 PM): you like massages
nidzz357 (10:59:34 PM): nope
nidzz357 (10:59:42 PM): i don't like other people near me
cayryan24 (10:59:47 PM): okay bye
Me: hahahahah
Me: what a weird guy

WHEN SUDDENLY:

Me: lol
Me: look
Me: Me: hi
cayryan24: hi
Me: how are you?
cayryan24: good you
Me: QUITE good
Me: i'm just brimming with excitement over here
Me: look i was wondering if i could ask you something for my work
cayryan24: shoot
Me: well see i work at a salon
cayryan24: haha who is this
Me: and i was just wondering if you like it when people randomly IM you?
Me: like out of the blue
Me: this is for a survey
Me: i'm larry
cayryan24 has gone offline.

Shucks. I think I scared him.