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[livingparanoia]

AN' JUST HOW DO YEH LOT KNOW SHE'S THE REAL J.K. ROWLING, EH?!

DID YEH EVER THINK THAT MAYBE IT WAS A DEATH EATER OR SOME BLOODY YOUNG'UN USIN' POLYJUICE POTION?! EH?!

I'D KEEP YER EYES OPEN IF I WERE YEH LOT. IF YER NOT BLOODY CONSTANT VIGILANT EVERY BLOODY MOMEN', THE IMPOSTER MIGHT COME AND CURSE YER BLOODY BUTTOCKS OFF.

O.X!!!

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[jaykayrowling]

ALASTOR MOODY, I AM NOT AN IMPOSTOR.

[livingparanoia]

I DIDN' BECOME THE BEST BLOODY AUROR THE MINISTRY EVER SAW BY BELIEVIN' RUBBISH THAT EVERY BLOODY JUNIOR SECRETARY TOLD ME! O.X!!!

[jaykayrowling]

I AM NOT A JUNIOR SECRETARY!
HOW DARE YOU DOUBT YOUR CREATOR!

AND WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT NYMPHADORA FANCYING YOU?

[livingparanoia]

YEH HAVEN' CONVINCED ME THAT YEH ARE THE BLOODY CREATOR OF THAT BLOODY BOOK SERIES ABOU' POTTER JR.

EH? WHAT RUBBISH ARE YEH TALKIN' ABOU' NOW?! O.X!!!

[jaykayrowling]

YOU WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT ME. STOP DOUBTING ME.

SIRIUS INFORMED ME THAT NYMPHADORA FANCIES YOU AND SHACKLEBOLT.

[slobberymongrel]

........I really would have preferred it if you hadnt said that..........

[livingparanoia]

WHAT ARE YEH GOIN' AROUN' SAYIN', BLACK!? O.X!!!

[slobberymongrel]

NOTHING, SIR. SPREADING CHRISTMAS CHEER, SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT GINGERBREAD MAN, SIR?

[livingparanoia]

AN' HOW IS SPREADIN' LIES CHRISTMAS CHEER, EH?! O.X!!!

[jaykayrowling]

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL.

[slobberymongrel]

...Why not?

[jaykayrowling]

BECAUSE ONLY I CAN HAVE IT ALL.

[slobberymongrel]

Parents are supposed to give the world to their, ah, children, you know.

[jaykayrowling]

NO. WE GIVE OUR CHILDREN TO THE WORLD.

[livingparanoia]

I'M NOT GOIN' TO LISTEN TO YEH.

WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH? TONKS IS MY INSUBORDINATE. O.X!!!

[jaykayrowling]

I DON'T KNOW. IT IS COMPLETE RUBBISH, BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD.