I Think She Thought That I..Was GAY!!!
Good Jesus!!!! I went to a gay club last night with Steven, Rachel, and some random guy named Chris. Anyway, it was the best fucking time EVER. I am going to tell you all about it because it fucking ROCKED!!! I love you club Tiger Heat. I love you. And it rained all night, making it better.
We left around 10:30 and got there around 11:15 or so. Not bad. Raining like, whoa. Still cool. Got in there and went upstairs to the roof, where it was crowded and...boring. Nothing to do. I had the thought of, "Shit, what am I doing here? I'm SO fucking bored." I wanted to dance, and eventually that's just what we did. We danced to music coming out of a speaker that was, whoa, right behind my face. Load. Bump'n. Good. Bathroom break: Weird Drunk Black Lesbian asked if she could kiss me. I refused after having to pinky promise I was a girl. "You're really really pretty...you sure you're a girl?" "Yes..." Weird. Anyway, more dancing. *Busts a move* Rachel met some straight guys upstairs, so she wanted to go back to them. We went up and she talked. Hrm. Weird drunk gay guy told Steven and I to kiss, but only after he kissed both of us...? It's weird. Downstairs on the dancefloor you got molested because you were dancing very close. Upstairs you got molested because people were drunk. Interesting... Anyway, we were done being upstairs so we went down and danced more. I wish we got to dance more. Damn, I wish I danced on a table. Damn... Then we left, went to Denny's blah blah blah. Came home around 4am. Slept.
At least until everyone decided to call/text me at 12:30. Kathy Lewis, James, Raquel? Did you all conspire to call me at the same time? Well, fuck that. I turned off my phone and went back to sleep. Bitches... =)
And here I am, leaving-
-Meg
We left around 10:30 and got there around 11:15 or so. Not bad. Raining like, whoa. Still cool. Got in there and went upstairs to the roof, where it was crowded and...boring. Nothing to do. I had the thought of, "Shit, what am I doing here? I'm SO fucking bored." I wanted to dance, and eventually that's just what we did. We danced to music coming out of a speaker that was, whoa, right behind my face. Load. Bump'n. Good. Bathroom break: Weird Drunk Black Lesbian asked if she could kiss me. I refused after having to pinky promise I was a girl. "You're really really pretty...you sure you're a girl?" "Yes..." Weird. Anyway, more dancing. *Busts a move* Rachel met some straight guys upstairs, so she wanted to go back to them. We went up and she talked. Hrm. Weird drunk gay guy told Steven and I to kiss, but only after he kissed both of us...? It's weird. Downstairs on the dancefloor you got molested because you were dancing very close. Upstairs you got molested because people were drunk. Interesting... Anyway, we were done being upstairs so we went down and danced more. I wish we got to dance more. Damn, I wish I danced on a table. Damn... Then we left, went to Denny's blah blah blah. Came home around 4am. Slept.
At least until everyone decided to call/text me at 12:30. Kathy Lewis, James, Raquel? Did you all conspire to call me at the same time? Well, fuck that. I turned off my phone and went back to sleep. Bitches... =)
And here I am, leaving-
-Meg