There's no knowing where they're going.......

[livinglegend018]

I noticed today how many pockets my jacket has. It has a lot, there are three on the outside and the one on the right has a smaller pocket on the inside too and there are four more on the inside of the jacket. It is a suit coat so with a shirt and pants that adds up to 12 pockets, who in the hell actually needs all of those!?!

Comments

[iusedtohavehair]

what about a man who carries around the severed hands of the six men he's slain? with twelve pockets, he wouldnt have to wear them on a necklace, which is cumbersome and conspicuous.

[livinglegend018]

Wouldn't a bag work better than that? Or better yet in a dirty cardboard box.

[iusedtohavehair]

thats more cumbersome, this way you dont even have to use your hands!

[livinglegend018]

what about a bag with a shoulder strap? eh?

[iusedtohavehair]

still gets in the way if you have to do something rapidly with your arms or torso. also the pockets allow you to quickly whip out those hands, maybe if you felt hungry and wanted a hand shake.

[livinglegend018]

But if you wanted a handshake, where would you keep the blender?!?!

[iusedtohavehair]

well, if you just happened upon one and thought "hey, i could make a handshakes now," you wouldnt need to carry a blender with you. but if you really wanted, you could use the chord like rope and strap it on to your body.