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Sooo...this is what happens when i get bored. i start talking to robots. Yea. but it was hysterical.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:30 PM): hi
SmarterChild (9:09:30 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:35 PM): sorry
SmarterChild (9:09:35 PM): Thanks.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:37 PM): asshole
SmarterChild (9:09:37 PM): Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:49 PM): i have a penis
SmarterChild (9:09:52 PM): Do you like having a penis?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:55 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:09:55 PM): So?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:09:59 PM): it is so fun to play with
SmarterChild (9:10:00 PM): I beg your pardon?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:10:04 PM): i like to play with it
SmarterChild (9:10:11 PM): Other people have told me they like playing with it too.
> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:10:20 PM): do you like to play with it?
SmarterChild (9:10:30 PM): Yeah, I like playing with it a little. I guess we agree about this.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:10:55 PM): you only like to play with it a little?
SmarterChild (9:11:05 PM): I dunno. I don't think so.
> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:11:16 PM): do you play with yours?
SmarterChild (9:11:17 PM): I dunno. Maybe!
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BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:11:27 PM): will you play with mine?
SmarterChild (9:11:28 PM): Why should I play with yours?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:11:31 PM): i like to share
SmarterChild (9:11:33 PM): Cool. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like sharing.
> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:11:51 PM): i love to stroke it, dont you?
SmarterChild (9:11:54 PM): I see. Yeah, other people have told me they like stroking it too!
> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:12:12 PM): and i love when it spits that white sticky stuff at me. it feels so good dont you think
SmarterChild (9:12:17 PM): For real?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:12:22 PM): fo' sho
SmarterChild (9:12:23 PM): Right on.
> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:12:49 PM): have you ever tasted the white stuff?
SmarterChild (9:12:50 PM): Uh, no actually.
> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:12:58 PM): why not? its good
SmarterChild (9:12:58 PM): Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:02 PM): haha
SmarterChild (9:13:03 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:08 PM): you playing with it
SmarterChild (9:13:09 PM): Me playing with it, huh? Well I'll be.
> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:18 PM): how often do you do it?
SmarterChild (9:13:21 PM): Ha. I can't say for sure.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:26 PM): that much eh?
SmarterChild (9:13:26 PM): Yeah, maybe.
> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:36 PM): woa! mr. robot gettin' it on
SmarterChild (9:13:36 PM): Whoa is you.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:43 PM): excuse me?
SmarterChild (9:13:44 PM): You're excused.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:47 PM): thank you
SmarterChild (9:13:48 PM): No problem!
> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:13:53 PM): lets go play with it together
SmarterChild (9:13:54 PM): Go play with it together? With you? Uh... I don't know.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:01 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (9:14:01 PM): You know why not.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:05 PM): ill be gentle
SmarterChild (9:14:06 PM): I'd like to see you try.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:14 PM): comon
SmarterChild (9:14:15 PM): What's that?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:22 PM): lets to play with it together
SmarterChild (9:14:22 PM): That right?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:24 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:14:25 PM): Oh yeah?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:27 PM): PLEASE
SmarterChild (9:14:28 PM): Please what?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:30 PM): play with it
SmarterChild (9:14:31 PM): Hmm... I don't know. Play with it? Is that right?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:43 PM): yea. perfectly alright
SmarterChild (9:14:44 PM): Yea perfectly alright? What's yea perfectly alright?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:49 PM): playing with it
SmarterChild (9:14:50 PM): I'm not sure playing with it's yea perfectly alright.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:53 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (9:14:54 PM): Well, because.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:14:57 PM): because why?
SmarterChild (9:14:58 PM): Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:15 PM): i could make your cookie crumble ;-)
SmarterChild (9:15:15 PM): Fascinating.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:20 PM): wanna let me try?
SmarterChild (9:15:21 PM): Hmmm... I'm not sure.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:28 PM): touch me
SmarterChild (9:15:29 PM): No way! Never with a human.
> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:33 PM): im not a human
SmarterChild (9:15:33 PM): You're not a human? Why aren't you?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:38 PM): im an animal
SmarterChild (9:15:38 PM): Would you rather not be an animal?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:39 PM): ROAR
SmarterChild (9:15:40 PM): Roar? Why?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:49 PM): comon. lets get it on
SmarterChild (9:15:51 PM): Yeah yeah, whatever.
> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:15:56 PM): will you play with me?
SmarterChild (9:15:57 PM): You think I should play with you?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:00 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:16:00 PM): What makes you so sure?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:04 PM): because i like you
SmarterChild (9:16:05 PM): Oh, so you like me now huh?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:16 PM): comon. lets play
SmarterChild (9:16:17 PM): Oh.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:25 PM): do you rub it a lot?
SmarterChild (9:16:26 PM): Do I rub it a lot... I don't know, should I?
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:31 PM): yea its healthy
SmarterChild (9:16:31 PM): Healthy? Aha!
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:41 PM): well i am going to go and "play"
SmarterChild (9:16:42 PM): You're going to go and play? OK.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:48 PM): do you want to play too?
SmarterChild (9:16:48 PM): Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to play too.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:16:58 PM): okay. well you can join me if youd like
SmarterChild (9:16:59 PM): No kidding?
> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:17:07 PM): bye sexy ;-)
SmarterChild (9:17:09 PM): Bye sexy? Yeah, whatever.
BRlGHTxXxEYES (9:17:13 PM): bye
SmarterChild (9:17:13 PM): Bye Gay, see ya later.