If I had the chance, I'd teach the world to dance
So, this last week I missed both the last Blindside concert w/ The Kick and a Mitch Hedberg show. Sigh... *covers eyes w/ arm and then rests arm and head on desktop and then shakes head from side to side saying, "I'm so disappointed in myself..."*
But, I made it through mid-terms! Phew! It was a rough week. I thought I was gonna die there for a minute... or a week.
This Friday is my school's Fall Casual. The theme this year is the 80s. Am I ever excited! I don't even have to really shop for anything. Tonight I tried on what I think I might wear. My brother saw me wearing it (I was practicing my sweet 80s dance moves). He said, "You look like that girl off of Napoleon Dynamite." YEAH!!! I am such a nerd.
Do you know what people I really don't like? I don't like teenagers who come in groups to my restaurant for one of their pal's b-days and make me stay at their table for 30 minutes making everyone big, creative balloon hats and then don't give me any $ for it! Do they not see my button that says, "I work 4 TIPS"??!!!! In the time that I'm at their table using all my balloons for their stupid hats, I could be going to many other tables and making many little kids smile who actually appreciate my creations and I could have made about $15 or so in that 30 minutes. GARRRRRRRR!!!!! I hope their stupid hats POP on their dumb ol' heads, catching all their hair up in them and I hope that a piece of balloon flies into their ears and punctures their eardrums and leaves them with their hair pulled and in knots and their ears bleeding down the sides of their heads and them crying out in agony for ETERNITY!!!!!!
Wow! That got a little carried away. I don't really wish all of that upon them. But I do kinda hope that their hats pop while they're wearing them and it scares the crap out of them and all those around! Mwahaha
I really am a nice person. I promise..... as long as you tip me. Jerks!
And here we have some boondoggle key chains, a must-have for this season's fashion.
But, I made it through mid-terms! Phew! It was a rough week. I thought I was gonna die there for a minute... or a week.
This Friday is my school's Fall Casual. The theme this year is the 80s. Am I ever excited! I don't even have to really shop for anything. Tonight I tried on what I think I might wear. My brother saw me wearing it (I was practicing my sweet 80s dance moves). He said, "You look like that girl off of Napoleon Dynamite." YEAH!!! I am such a nerd.
Do you know what people I really don't like? I don't like teenagers who come in groups to my restaurant for one of their pal's b-days and make me stay at their table for 30 minutes making everyone big, creative balloon hats and then don't give me any $ for it! Do they not see my button that says, "I work 4 TIPS"??!!!! In the time that I'm at their table using all my balloons for their stupid hats, I could be going to many other tables and making many little kids smile who actually appreciate my creations and I could have made about $15 or so in that 30 minutes. GARRRRRRRR!!!!! I hope their stupid hats POP on their dumb ol' heads, catching all their hair up in them and I hope that a piece of balloon flies into their ears and punctures their eardrums and leaves them with their hair pulled and in knots and their ears bleeding down the sides of their heads and them crying out in agony for ETERNITY!!!!!!
Wow! That got a little carried away. I don't really wish all of that upon them. But I do kinda hope that their hats pop while they're wearing them and it scares the crap out of them and all those around! Mwahaha
I really am a nice person. I promise..... as long as you tip me. Jerks!
And here we have some boondoggle key chains, a must-have for this season's fashion.