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I love Maxine and I thought this was very funny.
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"