Refund
Today's exciting news is that HEB let me return all the unopened packages I did not use for my colonoscopy prep. So in exchange for a lot of vile tasting liquids I am no longer motivated to drink (and a box of lemon jello mix), I got $7.50. And someone who likes those things can now buy them.
I spent much more than $7.50 before leaving, but all for things that I will enjoy.
Quote of the Day - "How do I get Julia [the dual-boot computer I am using for some of my Spanish assignments] to open in Windows, against her will, as if I am raping her?"
(I was told that it's not against her will, it's just not her first choice. My Spanish class is perfectly humane.)
I spent much more than $7.50 before leaving, but all for things that I will enjoy.
Quote of the Day - "How do I get Julia [the dual-boot computer I am using for some of my Spanish assignments] to open in Windows, against her will, as if I am raping her?"
(I was told that it's not against her will, it's just not her first choice. My Spanish class is perfectly humane.)