Someday I'm going to read these:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. This must be a fabulous vacation read.
The Yiddish Policeman's Union. Can it live up to the awesomeness of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay? Sometimes I have doubts, but hey, Orson Scott Card managed to follow Ender's Game with Speaker for the Dead. Before he fell off the Cliffs of Insanity.
The 10-Day MBA. That sounds about right.
Steal This Plot. I am in favor of recycling.