Whose Body (Dorothy Sayers) *** amusing in a boring way
So imagine one day you go to take a bath and discover the bathtub is rather occupied...by a dead fellow who is only wearing a pince-nez.
"Girls will forget things, you know, my lord, and reely she was so distressed I didn't like to say too much to her. All I said was: 'It might have been burglars,' I said, 'remember that, next time you leave a window open all night; this time it was a dead man,' I said, ' and that's unpleasant enough, but next time it might be burglars,' I said, 'and all of us murdered in our beds.'"