I ventured to the outside world! This is such a big step for me!
I was feeling pretty good today so my parents took me out to dinner! It was way fun to be out of my house. I've discovered that I feed off of the energy of others and I felt way better just because I was happy. So yeah, that was fun! There were couples everywhere, and stuff like that makes me smile :) <3
My mom and I were walking to the bathroom and I saw her hug this random waiter from behind and then she just laughed and walked away. What?! My eyebrow rose for like 2 minutes and then I asked, "Did you actually KNOW that guy?" and she was like "I can't believe you just said that! He's one of your sister's friends." That's good. LoL, She FREAKED me out. "Well, You've always been friendly, but geez Mom!"
That reminds me of another funny story. My Mom went to a party with all her coworkers at the Mahers and she brought jello shots for fun. So, Maria walks in and goes, "WHOA COOL! Who brought the jello shots...Awww, I bet it was Mrs. Fish!" LoL, So everyone must thing my Mom is fun, either that or a secretive boozer in her spare time.
Geez, and now I thought of another story about my Mom! She was vacuuming out the car today at the gas station, and the vacuum stopped working. So she unscrewed the top to see what was wrong, and there was SHIT clogging it! She must've gotten it out somehow because it ended up being on the ground, and then she stepped in it! She ran in the house after that and screamed "It's a SICK world we live in!" LoL
Enough with random stories. I really need to get better so I can have a life again and not write two super long updates in one day. Meh. Some people are really bitter towards Valentine's Day! I could understand why it wouldn't be everybody's choice holiday, but there's such rage!
"Hearts and roses and kisses galore. What the hell is all this shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer. It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak, and wear all black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade, for all they're doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit because I think love is a crock of shit. So there's the story. What else can I say? Love bites my ass. F*c& Valentine's Day." (from some kid's AOL info)
"Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you...but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. I see your face when I am dreaming. That why I always wake up screaming. I want to feel your sweet embrace, just don't take that paper bag off your face."
Dude, people are mean! Some of em are funny though. Thanks for brightening my day Dan C! You know what bugs me? When people say "whatev" online. I mean, how lazy ARE you? Cuz I know those two extra letters would be a stretch...Geez!
Happy Love Day! Go out and do the hippity dippity! All of you! Now! G'night! <3
My mom and I were walking to the bathroom and I saw her hug this random waiter from behind and then she just laughed and walked away. What?! My eyebrow rose for like 2 minutes and then I asked, "Did you actually KNOW that guy?" and she was like "I can't believe you just said that! He's one of your sister's friends." That's good. LoL, She FREAKED me out. "Well, You've always been friendly, but geez Mom!"
That reminds me of another funny story. My Mom went to a party with all her coworkers at the Mahers and she brought jello shots for fun. So, Maria walks in and goes, "WHOA COOL! Who brought the jello shots...Awww, I bet it was Mrs. Fish!" LoL, So everyone must thing my Mom is fun, either that or a secretive boozer in her spare time.
Geez, and now I thought of another story about my Mom! She was vacuuming out the car today at the gas station, and the vacuum stopped working. So she unscrewed the top to see what was wrong, and there was SHIT clogging it! She must've gotten it out somehow because it ended up being on the ground, and then she stepped in it! She ran in the house after that and screamed "It's a SICK world we live in!" LoL
Enough with random stories. I really need to get better so I can have a life again and not write two super long updates in one day. Meh. Some people are really bitter towards Valentine's Day! I could understand why it wouldn't be everybody's choice holiday, but there's such rage!
"Hearts and roses and kisses galore. What the hell is all this shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer. It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak, and wear all black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade, for all they're doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit because I think love is a crock of shit. So there's the story. What else can I say? Love bites my ass. F*c& Valentine's Day." (from some kid's AOL info)
"Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you...but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. I see your face when I am dreaming. That why I always wake up screaming. I want to feel your sweet embrace, just don't take that paper bag off your face."
Dude, people are mean! Some of em are funny though. Thanks for brightening my day Dan C! You know what bugs me? When people say "whatev" online. I mean, how lazy ARE you? Cuz I know those two extra letters would be a stretch...Geez!
Happy Love Day! Go out and do the hippity dippity! All of you! Now! G'night! <3