How did you lose your virginity?
You see, there's a snake, and the snake goes into a cave...
Okay, okay. I'll take it seriously. No need for nasty looks.
Do you really want to know? Admit it, you all just want a nice piece of Iceman. Heh.
Let's just say...I was young, I actually thought that sex meant something special, and I was wrong. She left me, like all the others. The same ol' boring story.
Maybe I should just give up on women.
But, as you can also see, I'm doing perfectly fine on my own. Yep, never been better.
...What? Stop looking at me like that.
You see, there's a snake, and the snake goes into a cave...
Okay, okay. I'll take it seriously. No need for nasty looks.
Do you really want to know? Admit it, you all just want a nice piece of Iceman. Heh.
Let's just say...I was young, I actually thought that sex meant something special, and I was wrong. She left me, like all the others. The same ol' boring story.
Maybe I should just give up on women.
But, as you can also see, I'm doing perfectly fine on my own. Yep, never been better.
...What? Stop looking at me like that.