Shannah, I know you'll like this.
Brilliant song I just found. I know some of you will enjoy this a lot:
Alright so this a song about anyone, it could be anyone
When you're doing your own thing and then some one comes out the blue and they're like,
"Alright, what you saying and yeah, can I take ya digits?"
And you're like, "No, not in a million years, you're nasty, please leave me alone."
Cut to the pub on a lads night out, man at the bar - is it worth his shout?
Clocks his bird and she looked okay, she caught him looking and walked his way
"Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Oh, no, but I was thinking about buying one for your friend."
She's got no taste, hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer."
"Oh, sorry love, but you a'int a pretty picture."
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Oh yeah, actually I'm pregnant, um, yeah, I'm havin a baby in like 6 months, uh yeah..."
I recognize this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face starts thinking
She's like, "Aw here we go," It’s a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking, They're all the same..."
"Yeah, you alright, baby? You look alright still, yeah, what's your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away
From the guy on a blag, can't find her light
"Here, use mine."
"See, the thing is, I just don’t have the time..."
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Go away now, let me go
Are you stupid or just a little slow?
Go away now, I’ve made myself clear;
I don’t think so, it's not gonna happen. Not in a million years!"
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Uh, no, I've gotta go, my house is on fire. I've got herpes...uh, syphilis. No, AIDS!"
Go to Lily's myspace here if you'd like to hear the song (I SWEAR THAT IT'S AWESOME) or just download it here.
Alright so this a song about anyone, it could be anyone
When you're doing your own thing and then some one comes out the blue and they're like,
"Alright, what you saying and yeah, can I take ya digits?"
And you're like, "No, not in a million years, you're nasty, please leave me alone."
Cut to the pub on a lads night out, man at the bar - is it worth his shout?
Clocks his bird and she looked okay, she caught him looking and walked his way
"Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Oh, no, but I was thinking about buying one for your friend."
She's got no taste, hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer."
"Oh, sorry love, but you a'int a pretty picture."
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Oh yeah, actually I'm pregnant, um, yeah, I'm havin a baby in like 6 months, uh yeah..."
I recognize this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face starts thinking
She's like, "Aw here we go," It’s a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking, They're all the same..."
"Yeah, you alright, baby? You look alright still, yeah, what's your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away
From the guy on a blag, can't find her light
"Here, use mine."
"See, the thing is, I just don’t have the time..."
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Go away now, let me go
Are you stupid or just a little slow?
Go away now, I’ve made myself clear;
I don’t think so, it's not gonna happen. Not in a million years!"
Can’t knock em out, can’t walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"And no you cant have my number (why?) 'cause I lost my phone."
"Uh, no, I've gotta go, my house is on fire. I've got herpes...uh, syphilis. No, AIDS!"
Go to Lily's myspace here if you'd like to hear the song (I SWEAR THAT IT'S AWESOME) or just download it here.