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Pick the month you were born in: > >
> > >>> > >January-------i kicked
> > >>> > >Febuary-------i loved
> > >>> > >March--------i did the macarena with
> > >>> > >April---------i played with
> > >>> > >May---------i choked on
> > >>> > >June---------i murdered
> > >>> > >July----------i sang to
> > >>> > >August--------i had lunch with
> > >>> > >September-----i danced with
> > >>> > >October-------i smoked
> > >>> > >November------i yelled at
> > >>> > >December------i ran over
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >1-------a paperclip
> > >>> > >2-------a monster
> > >>> > >3-------a phone
> > >>> > >4-------a fork
> > >>> > >5-------a gangster
> > >>> > >6-------a mexican
> > >>> > >7-------my cell phone
> > >>> > >8-------my dog
> > >>> > >9-------my best friends boyfriend
> > >>> > >10------my neighbor
> > >>> > >11------an ipod
> > >>> > >12------a banana
> > >>> > >13------chuck norris
> > >>> > >14------a stuffed animal
> > >>> > >15------a goat
> > >>> > >16------a pickle
> > >>> > >17------your mom
> > >>> > >18------a spoon
> > >>> > >19------myself
> > >>> > >20------a football player
> > >>> > >21------a ninja
> > >>> > >22------a fireman
> > >>> > >23------a noodle
> > >>> > >24------a squirrel
> > >>> > >25------a baseball bat
> > >>> > >26------my sister
> > >>> > >27------my brother
> > >>> > >28------my science teacher
> > >>> > >29------a permanent marker
> > >>> > >30------a llama
> > >>> > >31------A homeless guy
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >White----Because i was high.
> > >>> > >Black----Because thats how i roll.
> > >>> > >Pink-----Because im NOT homosexual.
> > >>> > >Red-----Because the voices told me to.
> > >>> > >Blue----Because im sexy and do what i want
> > >>> > >Green---Because I hate myself.
> > >>> > >Purple---Because Im cool.
> > >>> > >Gray----Because i was drunk
> > >>> > >Yellow--Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > >>> > >Orange--Because i hate my family.
> > >>> > >Other---Because that's how I roll.
> > >>> > >None----Because i cant control myself
i did the macarena with a fireman because i was high.
no joke
> > >>> > >January-------i kicked
> > >>> > >Febuary-------i loved
> > >>> > >March--------i did the macarena with
> > >>> > >April---------i played with
> > >>> > >May---------i choked on
> > >>> > >June---------i murdered
> > >>> > >July----------i sang to
> > >>> > >August--------i had lunch with
> > >>> > >September-----i danced with
> > >>> > >October-------i smoked
> > >>> > >November------i yelled at
> > >>> > >December------i ran over
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >1-------a paperclip
> > >>> > >2-------a monster
> > >>> > >3-------a phone
> > >>> > >4-------a fork
> > >>> > >5-------a gangster
> > >>> > >6-------a mexican
> > >>> > >7-------my cell phone
> > >>> > >8-------my dog
> > >>> > >9-------my best friends boyfriend
> > >>> > >10------my neighbor
> > >>> > >11------an ipod
> > >>> > >12------a banana
> > >>> > >13------chuck norris
> > >>> > >14------a stuffed animal
> > >>> > >15------a goat
> > >>> > >16------a pickle
> > >>> > >17------your mom
> > >>> > >18------a spoon
> > >>> > >19------myself
> > >>> > >20------a football player
> > >>> > >21------a ninja
> > >>> > >22------a fireman
> > >>> > >23------a noodle
> > >>> > >24------a squirrel
> > >>> > >25------a baseball bat
> > >>> > >26------my sister
> > >>> > >27------my brother
> > >>> > >28------my science teacher
> > >>> > >29------a permanent marker
> > >>> > >30------a llama
> > >>> > >31------A homeless guy
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > >>> > >
> > >>> > >White----Because i was high.
> > >>> > >Black----Because thats how i roll.
> > >>> > >Pink-----Because im NOT homosexual.
> > >>> > >Red-----Because the voices told me to.
> > >>> > >Blue----Because im sexy and do what i want
> > >>> > >Green---Because I hate myself.
> > >>> > >Purple---Because Im cool.
> > >>> > >Gray----Because i was drunk
> > >>> > >Yellow--Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > >>> > >Orange--Because i hate my family.
> > >>> > >Other---Because that's how I roll.
> > >>> > >None----Because i cant control myself
i did the macarena with a fireman because i was high.
no joke