Muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahohohohoooo
1. This is Gracie, the boss of the Neumann house. She loves Michelle, and hates me.
2. She likes to roll around on her
back and watch tv and look at people upside down. She's fat, and likes
to meow for food at 2 am.
3. "Meow"
4. Michelle and Gracie are best
friends. Gracie sleeps with her at night in her bed. Gracie may not
look happy there, but she never does...she really is though.....happy.
5. Gracie was peacfully sitting on
Michelles bed when i entered the room. She heard me, so she started to
get up. As you can see, she put on her "Don't come near me or i'll bite
you fingers off" look.
6. I had a goal. i wanted her to love me bofore i left. so i quietly approached her and started petting her lightly.
7. Then before she could get away, i picked her fat ass up. it took some of my strength, but since im strong, it was ok.
8. I had finally done it! I sang to
her, and gave her hugs, and was going to kiss her, but she was meowing
like crazy and i was afraid she'd bite my lips off. but i was so happy.
i wanted to go woo!
9. But then she got away. she jumped out of my arms and hid behind the laundry basket.
10. Gracie sent me evil "I hate you
with a passion" looks. i dont think we'll be bonding anytime soon.
atleast we got to bond for a moment. she loves me. deep deep down.....i
swear