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[livin4thenow]

This is a story about an african albino wombat. Once a pon a time an african wombat named alexander wandered too far from his home and found himself in a quarry of unpossible events. Thats right unpossible. While frantically searchinf for his home, alexander stumbled upon an african killer ant dwelling. In falling, thousands of female killer ants on their periods stormed out of the nest, biting alexander. He found himself in a PMS clusterfuck. There was no way out but up. Oh, you mean i didnt tell you? Well when alexander was a wombittle, he slipped in some nuclear waste and grew wings the next morning. Anyways, alexander started flapping his wings and before he new it; safe and sound. (That concludes Volume 1 of Alexander the damned)

HAHA - i am crazy -kyle