and now for something completely different
"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes...and I was like, dude, you've got to wait."
"I like cinnamon rolls, but sometimes I wish they made cinnamon roll incense. I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather just light a stick. Then my roomates can wake up with false hopes."
"I like smoking pipes because its the punchline indicator. Whenever I take a hit, you're supposed to laugh."
Heh. Mitch Hedberg has turned stoner humor into an artform. Bravo.
And I had a great day. No details necessary, just fucking great.
"I like cinnamon rolls, but sometimes I wish they made cinnamon roll incense. I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather just light a stick. Then my roomates can wake up with false hopes."
"I like smoking pipes because its the punchline indicator. Whenever I take a hit, you're supposed to laugh."
Heh. Mitch Hedberg has turned stoner humor into an artform. Bravo.
And I had a great day. No details necessary, just fucking great.