Wow, how did they even know??
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, psyko7145 (-5000 points). Last Saturday I gave mankindversusme a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June julweg and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4300 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
livid414