Superstar

May 15, 2004 04:22

X: Well, I think we did great. We knocked 'em dead...which they already were.
W: We knocked 'em deader.
A: Well, they weren't very well-organized. If they had all rushed at Buffy they could have killed her right away.
B: Thanks Anya, that won't keep me awake all night.
J: Vampires only form nests to make hunting easier. They're not big on the cooperation. They mostly like to hang out all creepy and alone in the shadows. Don't you agree, Spike?

::dramatic music::

S: Well well...the man himself.
J:What are you doing here?
S: I live here. I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from Wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kittens.
B: Yeah? You think that one up with all the time you spend not being able to bite people?
J: Careful. He's still pretty dangerous.
S: Yeah, back off Betty.
B: It's Buffy...you big, bleached...stupid guy.
J: Spike...you're the worst type of scum. The second you're back to your old tricks, well,... let's just say before you even sniff out your first victim, you'll be pretty indistinguishable from...Oh what should we say?...Instant soup mix.
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