The duct tape rape
Yeah, this is a funny story you're gonna want to read...
So, it all started this moring, (9/28/05), when i was telling Dan Senkar how no matter what anyone else says, duct tape can NOT fix everything. He was arguing back calling me an anti-duct tapist, when out of nowhere comes Ben Steinbruckner with a role of duct tape! He grabs me and starts to plaster my arm with duct tape! And when he finished, all he said was "I'm gone". Then I turned around to see about 10 people laughing their asses off and sreaming "Mary got raped by duct tape!"
Little did I know, my punishment for insulting duct tape was FAR from over! After school, a plethera of people were hanging out by our lockers. (Ther must have been at least 15 people) I'm just going about my own business, getting my stuff together, when I hear "1,2,3, GO!!" And the next thing I know, I'm pinned against the lockers by Nick, Dan, Cathy, and Steve while Ben starts to duct tape me TO the lockers!!! Thankfully Ariel saved me before it got too bad!
So there's my story about how I got raped by duct tape....The moral of the story??? Duct tape CAN fix everything!
So, it all started this moring, (9/28/05), when i was telling Dan Senkar how no matter what anyone else says, duct tape can NOT fix everything. He was arguing back calling me an anti-duct tapist, when out of nowhere comes Ben Steinbruckner with a role of duct tape! He grabs me and starts to plaster my arm with duct tape! And when he finished, all he said was "I'm gone". Then I turned around to see about 10 people laughing their asses off and sreaming "Mary got raped by duct tape!"
Little did I know, my punishment for insulting duct tape was FAR from over! After school, a plethera of people were hanging out by our lockers. (Ther must have been at least 15 people) I'm just going about my own business, getting my stuff together, when I hear "1,2,3, GO!!" And the next thing I know, I'm pinned against the lockers by Nick, Dan, Cathy, and Steve while Ben starts to duct tape me TO the lockers!!! Thankfully Ariel saved me before it got too bad!
So there's my story about how I got raped by duct tape....The moral of the story??? Duct tape CAN fix everything!