I saw
this request and went, "Okay, so someone's on crack."
So it's a good thing we have plenty of spr0t volunteers who are on crack too, and therefore able to answer.
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I'm posting this through teh int3rnet because everyone's going "ooh, the new Update Journal page!" and I wanted to see what it's like.
So when it loaded, I went, "OOH, the new Update Journal page!1!!"
What can I say? It's shiny. I like it lots and lots. Unfortunately I don't think I'll ever see it again, because I always use Semagic.