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[livetobefeared]

[A slow drawl; he doesn't really seem concerned in the slightest but instead, as usual, remains more than a little smug.]

Ladies and gentlemen.

There is an issue of... some importance that I feel should be discussed... Mmmnamely the disappearance of a most beloved pet.

[Pause for dramatic effect; he has released lost something not usually

Comments

[galahad]

Did you let her lose near my apartment as a joke?

[livetobefeared]

There is a chance I left the lid loose. Of course it is equally possible she did that herself.

She is deceptively strong~

[galahad]

Right, maybe you need to invest on a better cage thing.

I do not think she'll eat my fish, yo. Which is good.

[livetobefeared]

A larger one, I think.

She can swim.

[galahad]

Bigger and better, both come together.

My tank lids are kind of heavy. She better not.

[livetobefeared]

They grow to fit their environment~

If she can''t get in, she won't.

[galahad]

You mean it can get bigger, dude?

Fucking hell, Phobos.

[livetobefeared]

Up to 4 metres in length.

Indeed.

[galahad]

You need something that cannot escape and cause havoc.

A baby shark or piranhas.

[livetobefeared]

But that is what I do.

I know nothing about piranhas.

[galahad]

You, but not your pets- oh fucking hell- nevermind, it's like explaining something to someone- fff.

You'd like them.

[livetobefeared]

Explaining something to someone? Come now, waterling, you're more articulate than that.

They're not a common phobia.

[galahad]

Letting your pets lose is not the same as you being lose, that's all I meant. WATERLING?! FFFFF

Obviously I need to lend you the 'Flying Piranhas' movie I have, yo.

[livetobefeared]

You realise, of course, that there is a very specific reason for my owning such pets, yes?

Thus encouraging to me throw piranhas at the general public~?

[galahad]

So you can terrorize the complex?

It'd take more effort but shoving someone in a tank with piranhas would make them panic nicely.

Nevermind I can't believe I'm contributing to your crazy.

[livetobefeared]

In a word; yes.

Too much effort, plus possible fatalty via either drowning or being eaten.

What will concern you more is that I assure you I am indeed quite sane.