o26. you better watch out;
[Somewhere in the background, Phobos is humming the chorus of 'I wish it could be Christmas every day'. As he approaches the mic, he pauses and changes the song, drawing out each syllable for effect. Naturally, this is Phobos singing, so the song doesn't sound so merry any more.]
Heee... sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when yooouuu're awake...
Umm, he knows if you've been bad or good, soooo--
[The song dissolves into laughter.]
Does no one else find the... the notion of a judgemental victim of too many super-size meals somehow making it into your home--aaaand not in a manner that could be considered lawful entry, might I add--um... where was I? ... Does no one else find this a little perplexing, at best?
[A pause for thought. His tone changes to one of mild frustration and impatience.]
I don't like carollers. They sing too much, put my customers at ease, and the songs get stuck in my head.
... I'd rather youtube Rick Astley.
Heee... sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when yooouuu're awake...
Umm, he knows if you've been bad or good, soooo--
[The song dissolves into laughter.]
Does no one else find the... the notion of a judgemental victim of too many super-size meals somehow making it into your home--aaaand not in a manner that could be considered lawful entry, might I add--um... where was I? ... Does no one else find this a little perplexing, at best?
[A pause for thought. His tone changes to one of mild frustration and impatience.]
I don't like carollers. They sing too much, put my customers at ease, and the songs get stuck in my head.
... I'd rather youtube Rick Astley.