oo2. [voice];

[livetobefeared]

[Have several minutes of hysterical crying of DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY that is only really escalating. Eventually Phobos drowns it out by closing the door.]

I don't think it was something I said.

Comments

[voice;]

[illusived]

[Phrike is laughing- she is possibly high, maybe- while there is crying in the background of her own apartment]

Daddy.

Daddy.

Daddy.

[livetobefeared]

I'm not going to watch it play baseball.

[illusived]

Play baseball with it.

[livetobefeared]

You want me to throw it?

... I don't have a baseball bat.

[illusived]

Or use it to hit the ball.

[livetobefeared]

He's too bendy. And I don't know how to play baseball.

[illusived]

We can make up the rules as we play along~

[livetobefeared]

But the baseball bat is now covered in instant coffee.

[illusived]

The bat is rolling in instant coffee?

Breaktearcrunchroll

[livetobefeared]

Eating it out of the jar.

It will end badly.

There are only so many ways to render someone unconscious against their will.

[illusived]

Yes, probably.

Scare it into passing out.

[livetobefeared]

A little like shooting a really big fish in a rather small barrel with a shotgun, but alright.

[illusived]

Just a thought. I can always do it but then it might pee on itself and you would have to clean it up.

[livetobefeared]

I am a firm believer in cleaning after oneself.

[illusived]

Is your kid of the same belief?