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[It's a close up of the garbage disposal. It's pristine, since Phobos doesn't actually know what it is, never mind how to use it. He films it switched on for a while, then turns it off... Only to switch it back on again between speaking.]

Unusual people, I find, tend to do unusual things. Like hand over keys for doors, boxes, safes, padlocks that

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That's why we require donations--pay attention.

Who are you and do you anything useful and/or interesting?

[livetobefeared]

Those were the questions asked, though you are welcome to repeat them time and time again if it helps you to remember them.

Yes, you are and I liked your father, he had a... something in French that I can't be bothered remembering how to spell.

[livetobefeared]

Of you or me?

Yes, yes, yes. When hell is full--or, in this case, mortal--the dead shall walk the earth. Just swap the tense around and you'll be peachy.

No? No rogue gods hiding from great-grandfather's wrath just tugging at your strings because they can? No, ummm, titan tugging at your strings for the same reason? He's not playing with you--or anyone else in this building--just because he can and because grandfather and everyone else stuck him a huge prison in hell. Really? Good for you.

[livetobefeared]

Then use it.

The exception that proves the rule, I take it?

You are too serious.

[livetobefeared]

Liar.

They love me. I'd return the question, but we all know how that turned out.

Oooh--how old are yo--Ignore that, I don't remember how old you were--Killed her yet?

[livetobefeared]

Surprised?

Matricide always makes for good family viewing. Although Oedipus was just as funny.

[livetobefeared]

... Why?

No, he committed patricide without knowing.

[livetobefeared]

Define 'issues'.

And they almost lived happily ever after until Jocasta hung herself and he tore--or was it stabbed?--out his own eyes.