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[livesofast]

A woman comes home and discovers her husband in bed with another woman. Furious, she drags him out of bed, through the house, and into the garage to put his penis in a clamp. She securs it tightly and removes the handle, picking up a hacksaw. The husband, terrified, screams, "Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?!"
With a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife says, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."