MCKEEEEEEEEEVER ROUND TWO

Sep 14, 2008 18:57

As a follow on from my previous post....



My problems with this solicit
  • Tim's supposed package is pretty much front and centre. As the later issues of Robin have revealed to us, Tim has both dead, unfocused eyes and no penis at all.  To be fair, everyone else in that title also has soulless, unfocused eyes, so whatever.
  • Is that Klarion the Witch Boy down there? Black Alice? Who cares, they'll get washed out anyway.
  • Isn't ... Misfit part of a team already?  You know, one of the major characters of Birds of Prey? Clearly Oracle lent her out to the team so that she can hang out with her dead friend who she saw autopsied ... or did she?  You know how those blondes look alike.
  • No idea why Steph's here at all.  Probably to kick Tim's head in and make him take his Prozac. Or marijuana. Or get laid. Possibly all of the above. (Come to think on it, I would totally buy an issue where Tim is stoned.)
  • Traci cares so much about this audition that she's shown up in her pajamas.
  • That I will be compelled to download it purely for the lulz.
The last is especially horrific.  No longer can I hurt Jaime with "HEY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARACTER THIS MONTH IN TEEN TITANS" because ... well. The December solicit has both of my DCU characters in it.  (Hey, I wonder if "I'm part of an American superhero team" would count for a green card? Because hell, it's not like Traci's a citizen of the US or anything...)
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