LIVERPOOL DIGS THROUGH BARGAIN BIN
As
more and
more talks of ex-Liverpool player,
Judas Iscariot, returning to Liverpool on a free from No1Curr FC being flooding the web, fans have proceeded to lose their fucking minds.
On the Red side, we have endlessly forgiving fans who have been praying the football gods to bring dear Owen "home" along with Alonso, Torres, Fowler, and the all-time fan-favourite
Paul Konchesky.
On the Reder side, we have the hardcore TRUE fans who wish every bad thing in life would happen to Ow£n and only OW£N AND HIS SHITTY MANC FACE!!!!!1111111111
On the Redest side, we have the blank facers who just want Lucas to be strong and Nuri to stay pretty. :|
So whose side are YOU on? Will he get snatched up before Tuesday's announcement?! Whether you think him Judas or just misunderstood, please weigh in on Michael Owen 2: Electric Boogaloo.
This post is 100% facetious. Just taking the piss at recent stories and fans' reactions. Nevertheless, I really do want to hear what people in this community think about the talks of him returning. Would you bring him back?