You'll never take me
LIKE OMG!!! today when i was exiting the driveway onto the street of my house i accidentally almost hit two cops on motorcycles. so one of them decides to pull me over and tell me what i did! GOD!!! LIKE OMG!!! TOTAAAALLYYYY LIIIIKKKEEE OOOMMMGGG GAAAYYY OMG123FOOTANDKNEE. he came up to my window and i bitch slapped that ass with my bong and drove off gloating, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER". I called my druggy friends for backup and they came rushing in with their cars, but they were so high so their drivign judgements were impaired and they crashed into each other causing a car pile up. the pile up somehow exploded into a fireworks display which distracted the cops and they got tired of looking at me and they ate donuts and then they went to go annoy some other teen driver. LIKE OMG. IM SO COOL. OMFG!!! ROFLMOPx0R.
...The sad thing is that I actually was pulled over by a cop today.
...The sad thing is that I actually was pulled over by a cop today.