Lembit Opik is seeing Gabriela Irimiawho, aside from being one of the Cheeky Girls, is also currently not actually allowed to be here.
The Irimia's were refused leave to remain in August of 2006 - partly due to a large unpaid tax bill,
though the Home Orifice hasn't yet served the warrant because of fears that the tabloid press will get hold of it and do some kind of campaign.
After the pasting they've taken this year, and last year, and the year before...
Still, it's not long before Romania joins the EU and it will cease to be a problem.
If only Somalia had applied to join the EU, thought John 'Dr of Thuganomics' Reid...