Offered: Fanfic - when fandoms breed!
Offer: One thoughtful, plot-driven crossover, tailored to your specifications.
I will write you a kooky fanfic of no fewer than 1500 words that combines 2-4 fandoms of your choice in spectacular ways. There may be fireworks at the end. Alternatively, I will create for you two 600-word drabbles of similar brain-breaking quality, if you cannot choose between two beloved scenarios. For example:
NOTE: ANY FANDOM REALLY MEANS ANY.
Please do not pay too much mind to the fandom tags: while they are some of my preferred fandoms, I'm happy to extend my boundaries or revisit forgotten series.
Sample Work: For random crossovers, refer to this entry (higher quality) and this entry (much lower). Note that they were written kind of a while ago, so I am squirming uncomfortably in my seat even as I post the links, especially the latter.
For more current work and an idea of my writing style, you may check the fic tag of my journal. You may also venture into my account at the Pit, but I urge you not to scroll too far down.
Contact: caesural@gmail.com - please do email me with questions, and I'll be happy to clarify
Delivery: I will have your story written by September 9th, as long as we have finished hammering out the details come August.
Minimum bid: 1¢! Though if for any reason you're willing to bid more than a penny, please keep to whole-dollar amounts, for the sake of whatever sanity we have left.
Buy It Now: $42.00
I will write you a kooky fanfic of no fewer than 1500 words that combines 2-4 fandoms of your choice in spectacular ways. There may be fireworks at the end. Alternatively, I will create for you two 600-word drabbles of similar brain-breaking quality, if you cannot choose between two beloved scenarios. For example:
- Have you always yearned to see a big old pirate battle slash obstacle course with Serenity, the Black Pearl, and the Thousand Sunny as its contestants?
- Or maybe you hold the firm conviction that some characters would just go great together, damn the boundary of fandoms?
- Ever thought God Enel could show Lord Voldemort a thing or two about being a megalomaniac villain?
- Ever thought that Sir Samuel Vimes and Malcolm Reynolds were meant for each other (or at least meant to glare at each other through prison bars as they generally fumed together in silence)?
- Maybe Angel and Project Zeta could teach a class on How To Help Humanity While Saving It From Yourself 101 (while Cordelia and Ro commiserate over how very blockheaded their chosen champions of justice are).
- Maybe before coming to Stark Industries, Pepper Potts worked for Kaiba Corporation, or even the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, because that kind of patience can only have come of hard-earned experience. Drumknott sends his condolences.
- And maybe you can come up with a much, much better match than the ones I've just listed (in fact I rather hope so!).
- Ever thought God Enel could show Lord Voldemort a thing or two about being a megalomaniac villain?
- Or maybe rather than meeting each other, some characters should take on others' roles. This is also known as cosplay!
- Have you ever thought that Crowley would have made a fine Captain Jack Sparrow (and Aziraphale a nice Commodore Norrington)? They've been around since In The Beginning, after all, so they must've had some fascinating and familiar incarnations.
- What would happen if Nami (or Robin) was discovered to be the Pretear, and all the guys had to lend her their powers? (Wow, I just horrified myself with a mental image of Nami in a haramaki with swords coming out of her teeth.)
- Or maybe you have a set of original characters that you'd like to see taking the Hunter exam? The Pantasia employee bake-off? Rescuing each other from Soul Society?
- Have you ever thought that Crowley would have made a fine Captain Jack Sparrow (and Aziraphale a nice Commodore Norrington)? They've been around since In The Beginning, after all, so they must've had some fascinating and familiar incarnations.
- And there's always the see-what-happens option, where we just throw all the characters together and stir fry - not literally, of course, unless you so request!
NOTE: ANY FANDOM REALLY MEANS ANY.
Please do not pay too much mind to the fandom tags: while they are some of my preferred fandoms, I'm happy to extend my boundaries or revisit forgotten series.
- If it's available online, I will watch up to 13 consecutive episodes of your choice to learn an anime, or just to refresh my memory. I am not kidding.
- The same offer extends to one movie (available online or at my local library), or
- Two reasonably sized novels (available online or at my local library). By reasonably sized, I mean to exclude Harry Potter book 6 and The Belgariad, volume 1. Around or under 300 pages would be best.
- Alternative fandoms may also be negotiated, but alas I am sadly limited in funds (or else I would just be donating directly to the cause). Alternatives include history, mythology, games, and your own original work.
Sample Work: For random crossovers, refer to this entry (higher quality) and this entry (much lower). Note that they were written kind of a while ago, so I am squirming uncomfortably in my seat even as I post the links, especially the latter.
For more current work and an idea of my writing style, you may check the fic tag of my journal. You may also venture into my account at the Pit, but I urge you not to scroll too far down.
Contact: caesural@gmail.com - please do email me with questions, and I'll be happy to clarify
Delivery: I will have your story written by September 9th, as long as we have finished hammering out the details come August.
Minimum bid: 1¢! Though if for any reason you're willing to bid more than a penny, please keep to whole-dollar amounts, for the sake of whatever sanity we have left.
Buy It Now: $42.00