My second offering is an all-organic, hand-crafted, lathe-turned, meticulously-finished, completely functionalone-hundred-percent splinter-free, soap-and-water-cleanable, one-of-a-kind,
dildo!
Too perfect for this charity, don't you think? As a matter of fact, I made the first one for a wedding anniversary gift.
These woodies are my "astarte" shape, with a sleek inward curve along the shaft.
You may choose one of the three shown. Being hand made, the proportions are a little different on each; the one on the right left, cut from Red Oak, is 7 1/2 inches long, and 1-1/2 inches diameter at the head. The base is flat, so it can stand up like a sculpture.
The center dildo is cut from white oak with gorgeous grain. It's 8 inches long, six inches of shaft before the handle. It's just a tad over 1 inch in diameter at the head, so it's pretty slim. :)
The one on the left right is cut from Sycamore wood. It's been finished with bronzing powder mixed into the first coat of poly-- dark for the body, and brighter for the decorative rings. 9 inches total length, 1 1/4 inch diameter at the head. This one is fitted with a ring on the butt end, that you can hook a finger through for control.
All three are finished with a minimum of four coats of food-grade water-base polyurethane. They can be cleaned with soap or dish detergent and water, and disinfected with alcohol, but will not be real happy with a ride through a dishwasher.
I will gladly answer any questions *grin*
Starting bid: $20.00 (includes postage)
Buy It now: $75.00
Delivery: immediately following the end of the auction.
Contact: toymaker at dendrophil dot com
(ETA: with permission, I give the little shop's url;
www.dendrophil.com hee hee...