Offered: Icons of AWESOME
Offer: Are you awesome? I mean, are you truly, magnificently, badically awesome? Do you sometimes log onto your Livejournal and say to yourself, Self, you say. I am awesome, and I know this, but does the world? Do you spend hours each night tossing and turning, trying to figure out just how to express to your fellow Eljayers the unadulterated awesome you possess?
Worry no more, dear friends. For a donation of such a small size I'm ashamed to even bring it up, I will provide you with a unique set of 10 Awesome Icons. Women will come on to you. Men will faint dead away. Dogs will sprout wings and fly circles around your house and your Livejournal will level up in awesomenacity. This is not a lie*.
And, just because such awesome can't be contained in a single Livejournal, I'm making this offer to the five - yes, five - highest bidders. You have until the 15th of July to embrace your potential awesome. Do not shirk this most excellent of duties.
Contact: My email is in my AWESOME user info.
Delivery: November 1st seems to be a popular date, so November 1st it is.
Minimum bid: $1.
*It's not a guarantee, but it's not a lie, either.
Edit: EVERYONE IS A WINNER! I'll start crankin' out some awesome, stat!
Worry no more, dear friends. For a donation of such a small size I'm ashamed to even bring it up, I will provide you with a unique set of 10 Awesome Icons. Women will come on to you. Men will faint dead away. Dogs will sprout wings and fly circles around your house and your Livejournal will level up in awesomenacity. This is not a lie*.
And, just because such awesome can't be contained in a single Livejournal, I'm making this offer to the five - yes, five - highest bidders. You have until the 15th of July to embrace your potential awesome. Do not shirk this most excellent of duties.
Contact: My email is in my AWESOME user info.
Delivery: November 1st seems to be a popular date, so November 1st it is.
Minimum bid: $1.
*It's not a guarantee, but it's not a lie, either.
Edit: EVERYONE IS A WINNER! I'll start crankin' out some awesome, stat!