Offered: Missing Scene Crack!Fic
Offer: I will write at least 500 words of fanfiction of a missing/subtext scene from Harry Potter, providing it is complete and utter crack. Pick a scene in any of the seven books in which the descriptions of what two or more characters are doing (for example, McGonagall and Malfoy "grappling" in the darkness when Malfoy tries to find them releasing Norbert) seem a bit less than platonic, and I will fill in whatever your dirty imagination thinks is really happening.
In crack!fic, I have no squicks and no reservations, so ask for anything you like: any pairing, any rating, any situation, as long as it vaguely fits in with a part of the book. No, seriously. ANYTHING. All that is required is that you find an appropriate quote; any specific requests will certainly be entertained and I will do my very best to fit them in, within reason.
I will deliver in any format you like, though I reserve the right to post it to my own journal and share the hilarity. I will dedicate it to you and to livelongnmarry, of course.
Since they are quick, fun, and don't require me being much of a perfectionist, I am willing to entertain up to five offers. I will include multiple scenes in the book in one fic, but please consider that and bid for the number of scenes you will be requiring.
Contact: xtinguishedflame [at] yahoo [dot] com
Delivery: within 1 month of giving me the prompt, in any format the buyer prefers.
Minimum bid: $5
In crack!fic, I have no squicks and no reservations, so ask for anything you like: any pairing, any rating, any situation, as long as it vaguely fits in with a part of the book. No, seriously. ANYTHING. All that is required is that you find an appropriate quote; any specific requests will certainly be entertained and I will do my very best to fit them in, within reason.
I will deliver in any format you like, though I reserve the right to post it to my own journal and share the hilarity. I will dedicate it to you and to livelongnmarry, of course.
Since they are quick, fun, and don't require me being much of a perfectionist, I am willing to entertain up to five offers. I will include multiple scenes in the book in one fic, but please consider that and bid for the number of scenes you will be requiring.
Contact: xtinguishedflame [at] yahoo [dot] com
Delivery: within 1 month of giving me the prompt, in any format the buyer prefers.
Minimum bid: $5