Offered: fanfiction virginity.
Offer: I have never written a fanfic before. No, really. But I do all sorts of things for good causes. I'll write pretty much anything, from smut to fluff, and I do not shy away from most kinks. As for what fandoms, well. I could probably muddle my way through Harry Potter, and I could definitely do Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Mighty Boosh and a few others. Dexter and The Riches through the first seasons, because I don't have money for the others. Lots of movies and lots of books, ask about those. There are probably other things I am forgetting to list that I could muddle through, or hell. You can ask me to do something I've never seen and watch me muddle through a fic based on its wikipedia article. I might watch an episode of it if it's on the youtubes.
No real person or mpreg nonsense, and nothing with bodily excretions, non-con, or involving persons under the age of fifteen or so.
This is pretty much for the lulz. I am a pretty good writer, I think, but all I've done ever is original fiction and poetry. There's a bunch of old but not bad fiction here, and some various bits of poetry in my journal. Most of what I've done lately has been short, but I'll willingly go longer, just not epic or anything. I'll also do fanpoetry if that's specifically requested.
ETA: I'm tagging it now with literally everything I've seen/read or own that's already on the tags list, but I will write for fandoms not on there. I just don't promise anything but probably lulz at my bumbling.
Contact: baxterpants (a) gmail (dot) com
Delivery: I will have your story written by November 1, I guess. Probably sooner.
Minimum bid: $5.
Buy It Now: $50.
No real person or mpreg nonsense, and nothing with bodily excretions, non-con, or involving persons under the age of fifteen or so.
This is pretty much for the lulz. I am a pretty good writer, I think, but all I've done ever is original fiction and poetry. There's a bunch of old but not bad fiction here, and some various bits of poetry in my journal. Most of what I've done lately has been short, but I'll willingly go longer, just not epic or anything. I'll also do fanpoetry if that's specifically requested.
ETA: I'm tagging it now with literally everything I've seen/read or own that's already on the tags list, but I will write for fandoms not on there. I just don't promise anything but probably lulz at my bumbling.
Contact: baxterpants (a) gmail (dot) com
Delivery: I will have your story written by November 1, I guess. Probably sooner.
Minimum bid: $5.
Buy It Now: $50.