Video: Booty Call (X-Men: First Class)

Jul 09, 2011 02:04

A hi-res version of X-Men: First Class has made its way onto the interwebs, so naturally I celebrate by making a vid about booty calls. Of course.

Well, actually, I was already about a quarter into making the booty call vid when the hi-res file appeared like a wild Rattata in tall grass, so it wasn't too hard to redo stuff and continue from there.



I'm sure you desperately want to know my TL;DR inspiration for doing a vid about booty calls, so I shall tell you! You know The Midnight Beast, yes? If no, they're a trio from the UK who make parody songs and original songs that are sheer ridiculosity and make fun of everything (kind of like The Lonely Island, except younger and with cooler accents, and if you don't know The Lonely Island then forget this parenthesis entirely). My favorite song by them is "Booty Call", and you should totally click on that link and watch that video because it is hilarious, my favorite part is probably when the guy yells, "NO!" into a shoe instead of a phone, and holy run-on sentence, Batman, where was I even going with this?

Anyway, I recently rewatched their video "Lez Be Friends" and guess who is in it, Nicholas Hoult aka our darling Hank McCoy/Beast of XMFC. Apparently he's famous as The "Skins" Guy (Tony?), and not the crappy US remake but the actually good original UK version. I'm basing all this on hearsay, I don't watch "Skins" at all. I only previously knew Nick as The Tom Ford Model Guy and didn't make the connection to the guy who played Beast until way later. But anyway, there was a connection to Nick (and therefore XMFC) and The Midnight Beast, so good enough reason for me!

So one thing I'm loving about XMFC fandom is the brosky camaraderie springing up with Sean, Alex, and Hank. I suppose it was inevitable, given they're the three students left with Xavier at the end (OOPS SPOILERS), but I love the dynamics fandom is setting up for them. This vid explores that brosky camaraderie. In crack form.

Booty Call - The Midnight Beast

WARNING: This song contains excessive swearing and discussion of sexual situations.

STARRING:
Sean Cassidy as Stefan Abingdon, lead singer of The Midnight Beast, or the guy you hear singing the most
Alex Summers as Dru Wakely, rapper of The Midnight Beast except he doesn't really rap in this one, or the guy with the lower voice doing nails and doing hair
Hank McCoy as Ashley Horne, backup singer/resident cute guy of The Midnight Beast, or the guy who doesn't sing as much as Stefan but more than Dru and his voice is a bit higher and somewhat nasally, whatever you'll recognize it
Raven, Angel, & Emma as Three Over-Average Girls Calling Three Under-Average Guys
Cameo by Charles Xavier as Mum, aka Himself

Download vid here.

image Click to view



I know what you're thinking....why would adult sex-bomb Emma Frost aggressively hit on three dorkish teenage boys? Well, the Third Over-Average Girl was going to be Darwin if he'd adapted himself into a pair of tits and ovaries, but he didn't (that bastard) so I was stuck with Emma. Also, this entire song/vid is sheer ridiculosity (if that's actually a word), so I could probably sub Erik in for one of the girls and it still wouldn't be any more/less plausible. Except for how it would, because Erik is actually a shark and bestiality is frowned upon, and no Beast does not count in bestiality because he is capable of complex thinking and giving consent, but more importantly size-kink is hot.

In other news, I should stop writing these posts up late at night.

video, x-men: married with children, crack is whack y'all

Previous post Next post
Up