spiked punch

Apr 07, 2004 17:23

I had the grossest dream where I was asked to vacuum downstairs, so I go downstairs and it's absolutely crawling with cats... there's cat fur about six inches thick all over the carpet, really rancid. So I start to vacuum and then it clogs with fur, I flip it over and pull out wads of fur and continue to clean the carpet. Next time it clogs I flip the vacuum over and this mangey, shrivelled cat paw is sticking out of the vacuum brushes. Ewwww, so I slowly pull it and an entire scruffy old cat comes out, I drop it on the floor and it hobbles away all pissed off. I don't even own a cat, I have a tiny dog that would get mauled by a rabbit.
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