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[livejonelle]

Yes, this week continues to reach new horrid lows. Well not altogether, I really had fun with John on Wednesday and was sad to see him go, hurting nuts and all. I hope the news job in Egypt works out for him, I think he'd enjoy that more than the ole engels teaching. Wednesday night, while John was at an airport having a going away party, I was

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Yeah sure you were!

[anonymous]

I assume said surprising ex is...Clint? Ooh, do tell Babs. Your Chinese audience begs to know. It's too bad you didn't come to the airport, we would have had the whole place to ourselves (except the chinks). Everyone backed out of the party, even ELLIOT. I guess it just wasn't that fun the first time.
"Okay, everyone, I have to get on the plane now. Go home while I go to China ha ha ha."
Remember sister fuck? I'm gonna steal her name and become the most (relatively, remember) famous (and only) white drag queen this side of Hawaii. I have NO idea how to apply makeup, but I'm gonna play around, maybe even see if I can get some of that sweet-ass Chinese opera stuff they use. I'd send you pictures, but this is something you're gonna have to see to believe, I'm sure.
Did your night really go that bad? I'm Glen Callender-ish with desire to know the juicy gossip. Or are you just melodramatamizing again? Feel free to auto-enrage from previous remark.
I just got in to the net bar so I'm gonna check my e-mail for a while then I'll be back with another oh-so-clever posting in a few minutes.
I love you sugar cavity,
John