yay... this should be fun!
1) when I was a kid, after school i: would get picked up by my mommy and then we would go run errands, go shopping, get fast food, and sometime after I got home, I would squeeze in TV and Homework.
2) this one time when i was high: I got bitched out by a dog and started talking to the woman in the purple dress.
3) the new pope: should DIE... looks like his time is close, so maybe I should start arranging a celebration!
4) i fall asleep easily: when I have nothing better to do.
5) i need more: uh... BOYS!
6) i need less: dumb-asses, fat-asses, ugly-asses, conservitives, and repulblicans
7) public toilets are useful for: sitting on while you reading the walls
8) the united states should change its name to: MATTOPIA!
9) my theme song would be: Perfect Day, by Hoku, because I have a perfect day EVERY DAY!
10) sometimes I think people: WASTING MY TIME! or sometimes i think THEY ARE HOT!
11) prescription drugs are: OVERUSED! God, it's all in your head people!!! Stop wasting your money!
12) i think about sex: umm... too much
13) the middle finger is most useful: ALL THE TIME!
14) the last time I bought a pair of shoes: Uh... Friday?
15) in one month: OH GOD... I'll be getting ready to go on a family vacation... Thank god, I get to come back half way through it.
16) for the last time: I am going to rule the world, whether you like it or not... I already have a FLAWLESS PLAN!!!
17) the last thing I stole: ummm... a drink, because the bartender was taking too long to get mine
18) if I won the lotto, the first thing i would buy: A hotel, and invite everyone to our Opening Cocktail Party with a free Night's Stay... Of course, I would be hogging all of the good rooms and renovating them into my giant penthouse, occupying most of the building, oh and I would uh, probably get a really kick ass car, and uh, then invite everyone to the pool party at noon the next day(Margaritas on me!), but uh, then everyone has to leave, except the sexy boys!
19) when in rome: I hope the hot boys speak english, or else I am going to have a HORRIBLE STAY... and probably leave IMMEDIATELY.
20) if only i could get rid of: Obesity, Poverty, Stupid-asses, Conservatives, Republicans, Bees, and uh... Winter
21) your mom: I don't know your mom
22) when i'm on death row my last meal will be: uh... I will probably just have lots and lots of bottles of Cristal and maybe some stuffed jalapenos, fruit by the foot, and those round cheeses...
23) the last person who talked to me: my mom
24) i mostly use the internet: to read my email and to use livejournal, sometimes to use AIM
25) when i'm president: I'll probably make America FILTHY BLOODY RICH!!! And uh, I will have tea parties with Oprah and Paris and then have shots with Nina Van Horn, and then of course do foreign negotiations when I'm already in a really good mood.
26) i most resemble: I don't know... uh, I'm one of a kind biatch!
27) the word i say too much is: like, hot, fuck you, cock
28) vegas is great for: Wearing Hardly any Clothes, Shopping, Getting Married, and Getting Filthy Rich!
29) michael jackson: is INNOCENT... the family that is making the accusations sued JC Penny body guards for "beating them". They recieved $150,000. What are the chances that their son gets molested by someone who has enough money to get them another settlement, except this time much larger... HMMM... It's like Watergate... the Money tells it all...
30) the speed limit means: you can go that plus 14% more without getting pulled over.
EXAMPLE: The Speed Limit is 60mph, you can reach speeds up to 68.4 mph without getting fined.
Posted Speed Limited + 14%(Posted Speed Limit)= Maximum Speed Limit NOT Resulting in Penalty
31) when i die i want my body: to be burned, and uh... throw the ashes everywhere!(out of a plane dumbass)
32) if i could go back in time i: would have agreed to live in Miami with Daddy
33) the last time i said "this sucks": at work, 3 hours ago
34) you obviously know me well when: you already bring the bottle when you pick me up.
35) tomorrow i will: Go take my finals, come home and tan, then go to work
36) i spend too much time: looking at porn
37) the last thing i broke: A plate at work.
38) oh yeah, and don't forget: I am going to rule the world. Im serious.
2) this one time when i was high: I got bitched out by a dog and started talking to the woman in the purple dress.
3) the new pope: should DIE... looks like his time is close, so maybe I should start arranging a celebration!
4) i fall asleep easily: when I have nothing better to do.
5) i need more: uh... BOYS!
6) i need less: dumb-asses, fat-asses, ugly-asses, conservitives, and repulblicans
7) public toilets are useful for: sitting on while you reading the walls
8) the united states should change its name to: MATTOPIA!
9) my theme song would be: Perfect Day, by Hoku, because I have a perfect day EVERY DAY!
10) sometimes I think people: WASTING MY TIME! or sometimes i think THEY ARE HOT!
11) prescription drugs are: OVERUSED! God, it's all in your head people!!! Stop wasting your money!
12) i think about sex: umm... too much
13) the middle finger is most useful: ALL THE TIME!
14) the last time I bought a pair of shoes: Uh... Friday?
15) in one month: OH GOD... I'll be getting ready to go on a family vacation... Thank god, I get to come back half way through it.
16) for the last time: I am going to rule the world, whether you like it or not... I already have a FLAWLESS PLAN!!!
17) the last thing I stole: ummm... a drink, because the bartender was taking too long to get mine
18) if I won the lotto, the first thing i would buy: A hotel, and invite everyone to our Opening Cocktail Party with a free Night's Stay... Of course, I would be hogging all of the good rooms and renovating them into my giant penthouse, occupying most of the building, oh and I would uh, probably get a really kick ass car, and uh, then invite everyone to the pool party at noon the next day(Margaritas on me!), but uh, then everyone has to leave, except the sexy boys!
19) when in rome: I hope the hot boys speak english, or else I am going to have a HORRIBLE STAY... and probably leave IMMEDIATELY.
20) if only i could get rid of: Obesity, Poverty, Stupid-asses, Conservatives, Republicans, Bees, and uh... Winter
21) your mom: I don't know your mom
22) when i'm on death row my last meal will be: uh... I will probably just have lots and lots of bottles of Cristal and maybe some stuffed jalapenos, fruit by the foot, and those round cheeses...
23) the last person who talked to me: my mom
24) i mostly use the internet: to read my email and to use livejournal, sometimes to use AIM
25) when i'm president: I'll probably make America FILTHY BLOODY RICH!!! And uh, I will have tea parties with Oprah and Paris and then have shots with Nina Van Horn, and then of course do foreign negotiations when I'm already in a really good mood.
26) i most resemble: I don't know... uh, I'm one of a kind biatch!
27) the word i say too much is: like, hot, fuck you, cock
28) vegas is great for: Wearing Hardly any Clothes, Shopping, Getting Married, and Getting Filthy Rich!
29) michael jackson: is INNOCENT... the family that is making the accusations sued JC Penny body guards for "beating them". They recieved $150,000. What are the chances that their son gets molested by someone who has enough money to get them another settlement, except this time much larger... HMMM... It's like Watergate... the Money tells it all...
30) the speed limit means: you can go that plus 14% more without getting pulled over.
EXAMPLE: The Speed Limit is 60mph, you can reach speeds up to 68.4 mph without getting fined.
Posted Speed Limited + 14%(Posted Speed Limit)= Maximum Speed Limit NOT Resulting in Penalty
31) when i die i want my body: to be burned, and uh... throw the ashes everywhere!(out of a plane dumbass)
32) if i could go back in time i: would have agreed to live in Miami with Daddy
33) the last time i said "this sucks": at work, 3 hours ago
34) you obviously know me well when: you already bring the bottle when you pick me up.
35) tomorrow i will: Go take my finals, come home and tan, then go to work
36) i spend too much time: looking at porn
37) the last thing i broke: A plate at work.
38) oh yeah, and don't forget: I am going to rule the world. Im serious.