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I'm off work early and there's golf on tele.....wicked.
Last night I had a rare "put my foot down" moment when I found out that wedding cakes cost about £200! ...WHY? Do they use cocaine instead of sugar? What's the deal there? I would be happy with a gigantic Battenberg personally....
I have hired a cocktail lounge saxophone geezer for the above do, and in return I have received a lengthy contract which, I am assured, details all the terms that musicians work to.....oh really? Among these many conditions are phrases along the lines of "thou shalt not breathe within a 5 metre radius of said saxophone whilst I am on one of my numerous coffee breaks".........Blimey! he should get a gig at the Bull and Gate, that will teach him!
Last night I had a rare "put my foot down" moment when I found out that wedding cakes cost about £200! ...WHY? Do they use cocaine instead of sugar? What's the deal there? I would be happy with a gigantic Battenberg personally....
I have hired a cocktail lounge saxophone geezer for the above do, and in return I have received a lengthy contract which, I am assured, details all the terms that musicians work to.....oh really? Among these many conditions are phrases along the lines of "thou shalt not breathe within a 5 metre radius of said saxophone whilst I am on one of my numerous coffee breaks".........Blimey! he should get a gig at the Bull and Gate, that will teach him!